[dogpuppy]

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[lunadeoleo]

im sad

[yellowmotorola]

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[tankhall]

i think the most beautiful thing about being a human is the capacity to change

[germanmilfs]

mwaaaah ! In these trying times.

[lunadeoleo]

i <3 getting drunk and kissing girls

[yellow-cat]

hey, dont be scared. im about to sniff you.

[darklyfoggyspore-deactivated202]

guh wall

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[pokeballvictimized]

Ugh, I have such a crush on her, I have got to make her piss in my backyard

[pokeballvictimized]

She's too hot to be allowed to use the bathroom

[pokeballvictimized]

When you really really like a girl you can show that affection by:

A. treat her like a dog

B. set arbitrary rules to force her to humiliate herself

C. dog bowl

[lunadeoleo]

im gonna start lying more

[tieheartbreaker]

i love you a little. haha april fools. i love you lots

[klefable]

this is the cutest comment ive ever seen on youtube

[flutterbvnny]

i want to be held a lot and spoken to softly