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23 y/o | bookworm | english/german

[monegasque]

a verstappen checo alonso podium to start off women’s history month is actually a hate crime and I hope I never see it again … pls give me some feminism

girl what podium in this sport would be good for feminism

[maxielonceagain]

”We're still gonna be in love, right?”

”Yeah absolutely, why would that change?” 😂

[lunadonelly]

who could have predicted redbull becoming the ultimate dad team in 2022

[lunadonelly]

checo realizing that max is in his vettel 2014 era and he's gonna have to carry the team ricciardo style

[maxielonceagain]

Okay! 😂

[evilscuderia]

the vibes at this year's australian gp are truly something else. like. the scuderia ferrari garage has been vibing to the same neapolitan song for a month now. charles leclerc says, unprovoked and for the second time since they're teammates, that he does NOT want to shower with carlos sainz. lewis hamilton implies max verstappen has a nipple piercing then asks george russel to call him SIR hamilton. sergio perez claims he has seen marx verstappen lying naked on the floor. pierre gasly responds to the FIA's sudden obsession with drivers' underwear and jewelry by offering to show them his arse AND c0ck. sebastian vettel gets fined for stealing a marshal's scooter. also there is a war going on between canadians and one of them gets a grid penalty which results in him going from 20th to... 20th

[gibbarts]

Padfoot + Moony

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[gogetyrshovel]

I’m curious...

reblog if what jkr says is no longer canon to you 

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

So you know that bit where Adam asks Gansey how he knows he’s in love with Blue 2.5 seconds after kissing Ronan, right? I always thought he was so extra for that. I mean, one of your best friends in the whole world kisses you, and you realize you’re bisexual for the first time (as far as we know), and you’d think you’d have a lot more things to deal with first, but no, the very first question you ask yourself (and your other best friend in the entire world) is “but am I in love with him though?” and apparently that’s not even a question, because you kiss him back on the very same night, which means you decided that yes, yes you do. Adam, you extra, romantic little shit. Except THAT’S NOT ALL, IS IT? Because apparently there’s a line in The Raven Boys that I had completely forgotten about, that says something along the lines of “Ronan doesn’t understand casual relationships” and apparently that line is in, you guessed it, Adam’s narration. So I’ve spent all this time thinking Adam wondering whether he was in love with Ronan or not after one (1) kiss was so extra, but the truth is Adam knows and has acknowledged before that Ronan basically mates for life (the nerds they are, the both of them), so the question wasn’t even “am I in love with him”, it was more along the lines of “am I willing to spend my entire life with him” AND APPARENTLY IT ONLY TAKES HIM A COUPLE OF HOURS TO DECIDE THAT YES, YES HE DOES?? I HATE THEM AND THEIR FAIRYTALE ROMANCE

[hexesandcrowns-deactivated20180]

JEAN MOREAU, KEVIN DAY, & NEIL JOSTEN

[drogonfish-deactivated20190622]

profile ↳ the p e r f e c t court

‘riko was supposedly handpicking the future US national team. he called it the “perfect court”, and even though it was unofficial and unbelievably arrogant, his talent and upbringing gave some credibility to the idea.

[isakbaby]

kevin day and jean moreau bonding over how pretty jeremy knox is reblog if you agree

[thaenatos]

KEVIN DAY

Happiness straight from the bottle When real life’s too hard to swallow

a thousand edits #32

[llstarcasterll]

Jean Moreau 🙌

Commission for @glitterghost

[drogonfish-deactivated20190622]

‘Generally Andrew’s wild mood wasn’t a problem, but Andrew’s cheer didn’t make him at all friendly. An excitable Andrew confronted with the death of his least-favorite teammate was a recipe for disaster.