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B's Introduction
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This blog is just a load of random shit dumped together
I try to keep open minded regarding fandom opinions, and I'm always willing to discuss theories/ships/opinions with anyone. That being said, TERF, homophobic/transphobic, abelist, or any other discriminatory rhetoric WILL be blocked.
I try to tag things appropriately so that I can find it in the search, but sometimes I forget!!
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we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
unsure if I'm on tue right bus rn but fuck it is guess. whatever. I'll go wherever the wind takes me so long as I'm in time for work
"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense
happy pride month 🏳️🌈
the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play
the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play
shane hollander is literally so lucky Chappell only got big in 2024 because if in 2014 he heard "knee deep in the passenger seat and you're eating me out, is it casual now?"
dude. he would start vibrating at a frequency that renders him invisible to all but the eyes of those fucked up shrimp.
and if in 2016 he heard GOOD LUCK BABE??? "when you wake up next to him her in the middle of the night, with your head in your hands you're nothing more then his her wife husband, and when you think about me, all of those years ago, you know I hate to say it but I TOLD YOU SO?????" MOTHERFUCKER there would be CARNAGE I think it would cause a legit mental break I think he would go on a rampage and kill people
I've never felt simultaneously more desire to write and less idea of WHAT to write ever and im going g insane
at a function where i offered to be the dd which sucks because one of my mates has a cruiser and I could really go for one rn
I'm an electrical engineer and for the longest time I was saying that electricity and electronics isn't magic, but think about it.
You literally have to collect rare stones from remote locations, put them into specific formations to work. All of this gets written down in symbols which don't make sense to the uninformed. It gets powered by energy which can not be seen in most cases.
Like what else do you want. What's your standard for calling something magic.
"It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works."
Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men (Discworld #30)
found a place to sit on campus because it was empty and my usual spot is crowded as hell for an event that's happening. five minutes late and I'm figuring this place is a designated smoking zone
found a new spot that was quiet and not clogged by smoke and then it started raining ugh
Canon divergent AU where Shane is a little more paranoid and when Hayden first comments on "Boston Lily", he decides he has to do something to break up the pattern and make it not so noticeable that he's got someone on Boston.
Not seeing Rozanov is not an option, so instead Shane picks out a few other cities to regularly go out by himself in. He'll go for a long walk, maybe sit down somewhere for a drink, and then catch a taxi back to the hotel an appropriate amount of time later. It's honestly pretty nice, unwinding by himself in this way, and now disappearing after games is not a thing specific to Boston! It's just another strange Hollander quirk!
Unfortunately, he fails to account for the guys on the team jumping on the most obvious explanation for all these disappearances, which is that Shane now has a girl in every port.
Word about this starts to spread quick, because it is so out of character for Shane, and pretty soon half the league is under the impression that he's some secret playboy.
Ilya is extremely not chill about this rumor.
found a place to sit on campus because it was empty and my usual spot is crowded as hell for an event that's happening. five minutes late and I'm figuring this place is a designated smoking zone
no I actually love when I express earnest desire to hang out soon because we haven't seen each other in yonks and then you just heart the message and don't respond. it's fine like don't even worry about it
