MOON JUMPER

claire de lune [headcanon-based moon jumper IC sideblog] [ icon by kleo ]

[lunajumper]

I eat bees

Congratulations.

[lunajumper]

Did you hear about the restaurant that's opened up on the moon? The Service is stellar and the food is out of this world, but theres no atmosphere...

ha!

[lunajumper]

Why do you not have a nose?

why do you have one?

[lunajumper]

Do you only show up during full moon?

my dear, i show up at all phases! new, waxing, gibbous, full, waning~ all of them are when i appear.

[lemonykleonella]

Do you think Moonjumper's fav season is autumn?

Hm… I actually think his fav season might be spring. Lemme ask

*ahem*

HEY @lunajumper!! What’s your favorite season??

[lunajumper]

i’m quite fond of winter! the longest nights of the year, you know!

[lunajumper]

That jellyfish stung me ;-;

good~

[lunajumper]

I SHOT THIS STUPID JELLYFISH LIKE TEN TIMES AND ITS NOT DYING!!

shoot it again my dear!

[lunajumper]

Are you a vampire?

no, i am not

[lunajumper]

at age six, i was born without a face

that’s nice!

[lunajumper]

I personally think you would look nice with a forked tongue~

i would, i would~ however, my brother got that, not i

[lunajumper]

do you have a forked tongue?

i do not!

[lunajumper]

Do you have followers or minions like snatcher?

i do not. it is just me, myself, and i in the horizon

[lunajumper]

Snatcher did an impersonation of you. So what’s your impersonation of Snatcher?

i would hardly call what he did an impersonation. more like a mockery

as for mine

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lunajumper]

Nope- i didn’t

:)

[lunajumper]

Suck a lemon

we don’t need this fiasco again

[lunajumper]

nasty child

[lunajumper]

AAAWWWW SHIT BRO

hm?