Lunar Apocalypse

[tobeseve]

The Mechanisms dares to ask the age old questions:

What if Cinderella was a lesbian? What if Loki was trans, and also a lesbian? What if Odysseus was non binary, and get this… a lesbian? What if King Arthur was in a polycule?

[teaboot]

Project Hail Mary was such a good movie but I cannot stop thinking about how fucking funny it would have been if Ilyukhina and Yao had made it instead of Grace

[teaboot]

The Beetles (boring name AU) arrive back on earth and Stratt opens the video diary and it's Ilyukhina and Yao going "sooooooo your pet twink didn't make it"

[teaboot]

Imagine them taping Grace's glasses onto Rocky's exosuit and hoping she doesn't notice like a pair of exhausted parents swapping out their four year old's dead goldfish for a new one

[teaboot]

It's almost like he's stil there with them

[solustalechoy]

I'll tell you what we're not doing, Grace-Two, we're not leaving the Closet-Mummy in the tags!

[teaboot]

GRACE-TWO JOIN AS TRANSPARENT PNG IMAGE AFTER TAGS THEN, EXCLAMATION

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[iiinkos]

jmart meets before the institute au. meet cute? childhood friends? NO!!! uni era where jon keeps on running into martin Fucking Everywhere because martin is busy working in as many odd jobs as possible. jon is haunted but not by any ghost or anything its just martin fucking blackwood with his infinite jobs. everywhere the light touches is where martin blackwood is working some shitty minimum wage job

[floofysmallbob]

actually liking your friends is so embarrassing but so necessary. like im really over here smiling and laughing at texts. on a discord call while we sit in silence doing our own things. talking for literal hours and not even realizing. platonically head-over-heels.

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[illusoryfem]

[ravioliet]

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[maxknightley]

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

[koiagain]

Frantically screamingWAIT WAIT WAIT As tumblr refreshes and the Most beautiful piece of fan art i’ve ever seen DISAPPEARS

[boobachu]

[cepheusgalaxy]

My ocs are so awesome and beautiful

Everybody wants to hear about my ocs

I know my oc's lore and can put it coherently into words

My ocs are amazing

I can always give them more Issues and Tribulations

Everybody loves my oc's Issues and Tribulations

My ocs are the most beautiful blorbos on earth

I can make their life worse

[corvids-corner]

I have a degree in environmental biology you can trust me 👍

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[sanguinewolves]

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

[autistic-af]

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.