Barely a computer toucher at this point

Computer Pseudoscientist | Nuanced, but it’s more complicated than that | Scattering my posts by the wayside, on rocky places, and among thorns | Whoever has ears to hear, let them hear | he/him

[machine-unlearning]

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

[machine-unlearning]

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

[machine-unlearning]

Ogre so dumb he isn't even aware of the best-known quotations of ancient Greek literature intended to expose the character’s shallowness! At this rate Ogre will never get through Chapter 3!

[lonelyroommp3]

and so javert you see it’s true this man bears no more guilt than you. who am i?

[catilinas]

throws my double dactyl this at you

[machine-unlearning]

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

[machine-unlearning]

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

[machine-unlearning]

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

[blinkees]

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

[fasciation-fascination]

perfect

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[machine-unlearning]

The Summer I turned Normal

[geyfrog]

Metercels criticize rhythms that mess up the stress of their syllables both short and long. Here’s a solution for poetic pedantry: read it correctly and don’t do it wrong.

[dacuala]

what did you say? complexity theory? i just call it normal theory... i guess im just a really nuanced individual...

[kremlin]

image i dont recall making

[firebendinglemur]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Cobalt the Transition Metal's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking calculations.

That’s right, he took his T2g fucking hybrid d-orbitals out and he pissed on my fucking calculations, and he said his crystal field splitting was THIIISS big. And I said “that’s dependent on a largely arbitrary choice of Hubbbard U constant!”

So I’m making a callout post on my Tumblr dot com: "Cobalt the Transition Metal, you got a small crystal field splitting, it’s the size of your spin splitting except way smaller."

And guess what, here’s what my crystal field looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All magnetoresistance, no anisotropy, no hysteriesis, look at that it looks like two plateaus and a cliff.

He fucked my calculations so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the conflict minerals market. That's right this is what you get, my super laser sanctions. Except I’m not gonna piss on DFT + U, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the Hartree-Fock!

How do you like that, Walter Kohn? I pissed on the spin-orbit coupling, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the coupled cluster Monte Carlo method hits the fucking walltime, now get out of my fucking sight before I quit grad school and interview at Raytheon!

[machine-unlearning]

I think I'm going to prepare for watching the Odyssey by reading Ulysses

[nohoperadio]

Menial chores and drudgery get a bad rap, but really there's something to be said for work that merely demands the application of time and straightforward unglamorous effort and has simple unambiguous parameters for completion. If the only way to unlock the state of having achieved something worthwhile was by doing things that express your values, virtues and personality, well that would soon become a heavy burden I think.

[phantomrose96]

Boss tries to fire me for poor performance but I punch the ground and spit out blood and say "No... this isn't how this ends" while my leitmotif plays

[phantomrose96]

Boss fires me for my poorly-composed leitmotif

[yodawgiheardyoulikemecha]

The International Space Station with Newly Added Canadarm2 by NASA on The Commons, on Flickr

[spaced-out-reader]

Rubbing my candarms together maliciously hehehe

[cachyos-official]

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

[regexkind]

i dreamt last night that you had a vision of some terrible danger that would soon befall me, and you tried helplessly to warn me, but i wouldn't listen because you were cursed to speak only in double dactyls and i thought you were doing a bit

Higgedly-Piggedly

Burdened with prophecy

Begging you harken the

Imminent doom

Prithee attend to my

Eschatological

Message of doomsaying—

No, not the broom!