please do not eat the weeds

Reese (they/them) 25; I draw things sometimes

[tobeseve]

Dimitri my son

(I love miserable men 💙)

[kryomax]

Fire Emblem Three Houses Chibis | Edelgard, Claude & Dimitri

Happy 7th anniversary to Three Houses!!! My first Fire Emblem game and the start of my FE love! 💛

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[tobeseve]

I'm writing a fic with a very massive tone shift halfway through and giving myself whiplash by writing it out of order.

I can't wait for someone to read the lighthearted fluff with silly jokes and good vibes and go "wow how sweet :) hang on why is it tagged major character death"

[danannie521]

[tobeseve]

Oh Claude… if only your route cared as much about you as I do… 💛

[tobeseve]

Happy birthday to my boy!

My first playthrough Claude was immediately my favorite of the house leaders but I ended up picking Dimitri over him because I hated Lorenz so much and didn’t want him in my house. In another life Verdant Wind would’ve been my first playthrough.

[natjiren]

been here a thousand times, a thousand and one won’t be so bad!

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

and, of course, her son too

[loreleywrites]

Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.

[tobeseve]

My favorite thing about fire emblem three houses is that you can suggest Claude does drag and my least favorite thing about fire emblem three houses is when you suggest Claude does drag Hilda says “whyyyy would he do that” and there’s no further dialogue option.

[tobeseve]

Never mind I just found out about Hanneman’s support with Dorothea I have a new least favorite thing about this game

[tobeseve]

Dimitri the Terrible and his Sister

[tobeseve]

My favorite thing about fire emblem three houses is that you can suggest Claude does drag and my least favorite thing about fire emblem three houses is when you suggest Claude does drag Hilda says “whyyyy would he do that” and there’s no further dialogue option.

[sativain]

i love asking “gun to your head, would you rather be raised in fhirdiad with rufus/cornelia or gautier with miklan” because one of those situations literally led to the invention of the gun

gun to your head…

i’d live in fhirdiad with the people responsible for the tragedy of duscur

i’d live in gautier with miklan

this is why sylvain and dimitri are the most suicidal characters. pull a trigger

Voting ended onJul 21

[sativain]

wait i got another one

gun to your head…

be born to house gautier WITH the crest

be born to house gautier WITHOUT the crest

kill self

Voting ended onJul 21

[tobeseve]

The “kill self” option really adds a lot to it, I think.

[sativain]

i love asking “gun to your head, would you rather be raised in fhirdiad with rufus/cornelia or gautier with miklan” because one of those situations literally led to the invention of the gun

gun to your head…

i’d live in fhirdiad with the people responsible for the tragedy of duscur

i’d live in gautier with miklan

this is why sylvain and dimitri are the most suicidal characters. pull a trigger

Voting ended onJul 21

[tobeseve]

I love making fe3h fan art however drawing this much armor may be the death of me

[tobeseve]

My joints were acting up so I decided to give my fav a disability 💚

[zed-sabre]

something rotten

[stupidthreehousesedits]

[tobeseve]

As a person who sews full time professionally I really like Dimitri and Mercedes’ support. Because yes, hand sewing requires a lot of delicate and precise handiwork and patience and it makes sense Dimitri would struggle with that.

But I think Dimitri would love machine stitching. Throw my man in front of an industrial machine?? Give my man a Juki?? Give him a CONSEW??? He’d be ripping. Zooming. Unstoppable.

Would he break the machine in half in frustration upon realizing he ran out of bobbin 20 minutes ago without realizing? Absolutely yes, but BEFORE that point he’d have a great time.