Lunatic Mission

Lunacy isn't easy but I do my best. Click follow, you won't regret it!

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MY BLOG HAS MOVED!!!! PLEASE FOLLOW ME Thank you for 5 wonderful years. We've had some great times but now it's time to move on... And build some new memories. I love you all. Thank you xxxx

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Last year I was very proud of my body. This year, I’m not. After spending winter on my ass eating as much garbage as possible I’m determined to get back into shape. The above picture is what I’m aiming to get back to. 

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Please follow my new blog folks xx

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Last year I was very proud of my body. This year, I’m not. After spending winter on my ass eating as much garbage as possible I’m determined to get back into shape. The above picture is what I’m aiming to get back to. 

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Please follow my new blog folks xxxx

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10 kilos and a cloud of smoke...

Yes, I've gained. It's been 4 glorious years of weight loss but this winter I became unwell and thanks to a combination of depression and work AND an injury I've gained. Hard to do when you're gluten free you'd think? You'd be wrong. Thanks to the very high sugars and fats I've added to my diet I've really piled it on and it's showing. Im also smoking 20 a day. And it's also showing. My physical fitness has taken a sharp decline. Fear not loyal followers! You will all remember the humble beginnings of this fantastic and slightly insane blog...I will get back on track. I promise. I do however ask for YOUR help. please support my cause. Help this idiot, this slightly chucky loony... Lend me your support, your shoulder to cry on!! I'm 65kg aiming for 55 again. Oh shit...here we go...

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I started my blog in 2010...that's 5 years ago. I've talked a lot of crap in that time. I DEMAND my blog back.

The lunatic Vs. tumblr support

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BULLSHIT FROM BEN @ TUMBLR SUPPORT and my reply :) PLEASE REBLOG xxxx

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Dear Ben (from tumblr support) I'm not sure how else I can confirm my identity but perhaps you can spin on it if you can't be arsed helping me. Kind regards, The lunatic [email protected]

Me, on tumblr support

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William Hague suggests that a yes vote means Scots are turning their backs on Congo Rape victims?

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This week’s Late Night Hashtag #Awkwarddate was pretty … awkward 

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Hysterical

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Passion and pride

I’m proud of who I am and what I’ve achieved over the last 5 years.

First the arrival of Evie my daughter. 6lb 15oz’s and the most beautiful little girl with the biggest brown eyes you’ve ever seen on a baby. People stopping in the street to stare at her.

Then my entry to my degree. It was tough with a little toddler running around and she was a handful! I went 6 weeks at a time barely seeing her. Then unexpectedly, very unexpectedly I found myself 21 weeks pregnant…

Quite a shock but I muddled on and have birth to a healthy baby boy - jack 7lb 8oz. While on maternity leave I struggled with coeliac disease and remained very Ill a year later when I returned to my degree.

In year 2 after a difficult placement I ended up with capsulitis (frozen shoulder) and could barely lift my arm for 12 weeks. Again I muddled on; going to university and looking after the kids. I had exams and essays coming out of my ears. I managed to pass them all with high grades.

My kids became sick with gastroenteritis in November of my second year placement so I had to resit it which meant I had a two week summer between 2nd and 3rd year and ended up with burn out.

From September 2013 to December 2013 I’ve had 3 modules going on that have been really intense. The assessments were all essays/reports- 3000/3000/3300 words so 9300 words in total however we only had enough information to write the whole thing in the last 4 weeks. So I basically wrote a dissertation in 4 weeks. One report was a systematic review for research. I submitted it minutes before the deadline!

However, all the work is done.

I have thanks to give for the submission of this work- firstly to Christine, my childminder and close friend. Without you I wouldn’t get much done or have adult conversation most days, thank you so much.

Christina and Tasha my fellow students colleague’s and above all friend’s who have put up with my dramas, breakdowns and panics; thank you x

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Here's a tip: if you can't take your toddler on a bus without mayhem, DON'T take them on a plane for four damn hours!

Myself, my two year old was cool with flying but the parents handling the 2 kids in the adjacent row had hell.

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On behalf of Captain Kirk, welcome abroad to the starship enterprise

The captain of Thomas flight TOM1312 to fuertaventura, having a laugh at his co-pilot

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Evie: "the animals are all dead!" me: "are you going to do CPR?" Evie: "yeah they drank all the CPR up!"

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At the very very last minute I decide to change the whole smegging document...3500 words because I think it's too descriptive.

Me, another all nighter ahead!!!

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Stress and illness

Well it has taken its toll. Weight: 7st 12lbs or 50kg BMI 19.5

Hanging on by a thread...

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What a difference 8 hours sleep and the cutest birthday cards from my kids can make!

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Teaching my child citizenship today - we found a man's wallet in the street. So we took it to the police station and handed it in. She was very pleased with herself. Well done kiddo!