You're A Wizard, Harry

[lunchaboy]

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[gay-irl]

gay😴irl

[chipsprites]

Game: *has types/elements but doesn’t follow the same rules as Pokémon*

Me:

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[gay-irl]

Gay😭irl

[gay-irl]

gay irl

[tastefullyoffensive]

Not to mention letting the food get cold after 15 minutes spent searching for something to watch.

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[fghjgkhsghkjg-deactivated202202]

this is horrible but its accurate .

[allsonargent]

favorite comedies that ended too soon ≡ Happy Endings (2011-2013)

“You know what I was thinking about, if Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore-Tyler-Moore-Moore-Moore?”

[shybat-deactivated20190807]

*romantically calls you dude*

[funnytwittertweets]

[hidamariapartmentsunit201]

[difficult]

Me: *Calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[taquito]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

matching icons for you & your crew ⚔️

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

more icons for your ranged homies 🏹

even more for your support besties 🔮

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

A DOLLY PARTON FOR EVERY FRIEND CLASS 🤝