School Lunch at its Finest

This is a blog dedicated to the wonder that is the school lunch. From the turkey beef to the spicy chicken patty, we embrace the joy, the beauty, the pure unadulterated lack of culinary knowledge that is the school lunch. (Most of that was sarcastic. This is a blog which shares the mediocrity of the school lunch with the world.) CURRENT SCHEDULE: New school lunch posts Monday-Friday 11:30am ET Reblogs from #school lunch Weekends 11:30am ET We follow #school lunch

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New Lunchroom Selfies will return in the new year on Monday, January 5

Just thought to let you know the blog's not dead.

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November 20, 2014

Applesauce's nicer twin brother, applesauce in an appropriate cup, and yet another turkey sandwich cuddle some milk. #MilkCuddlingWeather

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November 19, 2014

A turkey sandwich... and off-brand teddy bear graham crackers.

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November 18, 2014

A chicken patty keeps some tater tots, now with average attractiveness, company.

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Fox and Friends: Runs outrage story on students unhappy with small portions in public school lunches. Supports party that made the finding cuts and that wants to ultimately eliminate school lunches. Likely only covers story because protest is taking place in an upper middle class school district and a white student is leading it.

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What the actual fuck is this? You shouldn’t be able to stab clumps of spaghetti

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November 17, 2014

Some more solitary cheeseburger action.

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November 13, 2014

The process of eating an also-solitary-but-not-necesarily-a-sandwich cheeseburger.

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November 12, 2014

More solitary sandwiches! This time it's turkey.

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November 7, 2014

This #tunafriday sandwich might have hit the lid too hard...

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November 6, 2014

Look who's back! It seems the applesauce didn't go over so well with that last lunch, but managed to persuade the cheeseburger into its plans.

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My friend’s mom is a lunch lady, and once I asked her what was in the meatloaf.  She didn’t know.  She cooks it.  And SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF MEAT IT IS.

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fast food has to be healthier than those awful “tomato-sauce-is-a-vegetable” school lunches

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November 5, 2014

As stores open ever earlier on Black Friday to the point that they're trampling Thanksgiving, we give you the Black Friday deal of two Lunchroom Selfies.

School lunch, where the tater tots are ripped into before you can, and the fish sandwiches are oblong in relation to the bun.

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November 3, 2014

As stores open ever earlier on Black Friday to the point that they're trampling Thanksgiving, we give you the Black Friday deal of two Lunchroom Selfies.

The applesauce's plot to take over the lunch tray continues with it getting all buddy-buddy with the chicken patty.

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October 31, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving! As you sit down to a great feast this afternoon, just remember... you'll be coming back to this on Monday. Double posts today and tomorrow.

As one holiday's school lunch ends up being posted on another, this Halloween throwback lunch consists of a tuna sandwich, because Halloween was on Friday this year, and the creepily-prevalent applesauce.

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October 30, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving! As you sit down to a great feast this afternoon, just remember... this is what you'll be going back to on Monday. Double posts today and tomorrow.

Pizza and applesauce: just one of the many otherwise-weird combinations born out of requirements for school lunch (one entree, one fruit/vegetable, milk, although it's rarely enforced or followed).

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