everything is bad

lauren, pan, she/her

[bluem-chen]

[corpsebod]

Me: is polite and welcoming for 10 hours straight

Customer: can’t even manage it for 10 seconds

[scarleyml]

I want to drink pink champagne in a round bathtub on a platform with my hair up wearing diamonds

[coffeecutsandcigarettes]

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

[jovan]

[ecoutezbien]

Visit Original Link

[erynlou-deactivated20201121]

[lunebaby]

The signs and flirting

Says they can't flirt but can flirt like a love God: LEO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Taurus

Can flirt without trying, but when they try, it's horrible: Virgo, Pisces, SCORPIO, Aries

Can't flirt for shit: Cancer, Aquarius

Always flirting whether they know it or not: LIBRA, Gemini

[huffpost]

[crappy-deity-deactivated2019091]

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

[unc0nsolabl3-deactivated2014120]

[lootenant-deactivated20140119]

was this movie real

[federalbureauofislam]

wow.. i just realised that i deserve like a lot of love

[ouppybuppy]

oh my god so last night i had a dream where dipper walked into the kitchen of the mystery shack to find a stack of really delicious pancakes and he asked grunkle stan “who made these pancakes?” and stan just stares at the door way and says “the author of the journals…..my brother” and it just cuts to the author like it does in nwhs like the exact same clip except he’s wearing a chef’s hat and  eughrugrtgr

[phantomrose96]

I’m just imagining this as a reoccurring theme. 

“Stan, whose turn is it to take out the garbage?” “The author of the journals…my brother.” *dramatic pan-in to Author!Stan tying the garbage bag*

“Stan, who ate the last cookie?” “The author of the journals…my brother.”  *dramatic pan to Author!Stan sitting on the couch, legs on the ottoman, cookie crumbs on his face*

“Stan, there’s pizza at the door. Who ordered a pizza?” “The author of the journals…my–” “For god’s sake Stan I know what I wrote! You don’t have to–every time–I just… You people eat the pizza, I’m going back in the portal.”

[mabelvsthefuture]

this post is a year old!!

[phantomrose96]

and here i am, still filled with regret

[i-am-no-otherbutmyself]

[sourskeletons]

serving face at your crush for .329802 seconds then pretending to ignore him like

[nerdjpg]

*looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes

[hasleyhoe]

happy 1 year since same sex marriage was legalized !! ❤️💛💚💙💜

[probiotics]

[lunebaby]

Me entering a bookstore: *my skin clears, an ethereal glow emanates from my body, small woodland animals gather at my feet, I am at peace*