wanna see some real speed

em, 24 💗h sped teacher🍎I made this account when I thought chaos was edgy but I actually have adhd

[daily-spooky]

[tyaz]

Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

[harcodia]

I want you to know I found this one.... So to see the another one was hilarious

[darkcomedies]

[asoftwrongness]

You’d think I’d be used to it by now instagram | prints

[amethystzubat]

[eliakara]

My cousin’s work, in Istanbul (B.P. Yenigün)

[dibujos-de-la-orilla]

it was a day™

[lmaonade]

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

[nae-nae-supreme]

[alisonzai]

[ang333lface]

[parkchanwoohoo]

My mom got a scarf for her dog to make him "look cool" and I genuinely don't understand how this is supposed to look cool 😭😭 He looks like he's going to the market to sell radishes

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The plot of Macbeth was acted out by the Muppets. Miss Piggy as Lady Macbeth is the best thing I have ever witnessed and the only thing I really remember from it.

[randompotatoes1]

God, I wish this was true. I can totally see Miss Piggy going to Kermit like, I dare you to kill the king you weak frog

[dreamwaffles]

This reminds me that once I dreamed I was watching a Muppet Phantom of the Opera where Miss Piggy played Christine, and when the Phantom took her down to the creepy underground boat and tried to seduce her, she hit him so hard he fell off and thus commenced a slapstick fight where he, Miss Piggy, and an alligator surfaced at various times on either side of the boat

I laughed so hard I woke up

[bigscaryd]

unsnout me now, etc.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[insyncere]

there’s something very dystopian like at the fact that we’re all supposed to continue on with our lives, go to work/school, carry on with our daily routines like we’re not witnessing three countries (sudan, congo & palestine) go through a genocide and mass ethnic cleansing right now all through our mobile phones & the internet

[mrhealyourgirl]

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

[exidtual]

moodboard

[taylornprice]

drew these at huntington gardens the other day 🌷

[sexycraisinthanos]

All the gays right now

[sexycraisinthanos]

I posted this at 12 am with no tags how did you guys find this are you ok

[sexycraisinthanos]

IT’S HALLOWEEN