[sheikahfication]

I will find you in every lifetime (threat)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

(the constantly move ones would be like a tic)

[bamsara]

alright. okay. i was hoping that was happening anyway

[frecklefacefromouterspace]

i think i died

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[animentality]

[mankillercalledbunny]

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

[mankillercalledbunny]

"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.

[nociceptrix]

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

[nociceptrix]

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

[kosmogrl]

I need my whole life to change and I also need to go grocery shopping

[dogpuppy]

[shock]

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

[bongfox]

Well maybe "smile dog .jpg" is a good thing because everyone should get to smile have you considered that.?

[bongfox]

Maybe smiledog was smiling because she was realy happy on her birthday

[bongfox]

I think we all misjudged smile dog...... i think smiledog has a kind soul.....

[bongfox]

Sniledog could be a friend. We could all open our hearts and learn to love smiledog if we truly put in the effort to be better

[doggosource]

[allsadnshit]

YOU MUST PICTURE YOURSELF HEALED AND BETTER

[greattitmouse]

[molags-balls]

[coupangeats]

I love the transformers fandom because someone will post something like 'omg i love spingtron he's everything to me!' and you'll go to the tfwiki to find that spingtron was a character who was in 2 panels of a single marvel comic that was only sold in Scotland on rainy days in December 1989

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.