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[spamtons]

have you seen kijetesantakalu today?

Now you have.

[galacticneighbor]

mcr dash simulator:

-they're breaking up tomorrow

-they're never leaving us again

-she's pregnant and it's mcr5

-ray toro woody woodpecker riff blew my peanits off

[lung-barrow]

don't let anyone stop you bringing opera glasses to the mcr concert. they will be useful

[lung-barrow]

more signs from tonight

[lung-barrow]

some of the rules from mcr tonight

[milligramspoison]

London why does MCR love you

[im-literally-so-dun]

Me because I got to witness a major historic event but it was a Good One for once

[henrykudhirai]

this artemis 2 landing is so unreasonably funny to me. like yes this is the craft we sent people to orbit the MOON in, further into space than any human's ever gone before. it is the culmination of centuries of human knowledge and effort. literal rocket science. how do we land it? ☝️well we strap on three (3) parachutes, drop them into the sea & hope for the best

[nonexistentnull]

gonna start reverse-shipping. that canon couple is not dating actually. that kiss was entirely platonic and i dont see why you’re reading into it any other way. their parents are clearly roommates with benefits. when they say “boyfriend” they actually said “boy friend”. every character will become aromantic when i’m done with them

[autie-j]

Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations

"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."

[eighthdoctorscocaine]

'I asked chatgpt' well I asked the eighth doctor and he looked really sheepish and then said that everybody’s dead, that that’s one of the problems with time travel. everybody’s always dead, and everybody’s always alive. it’s all a question of where you’re standing

[voyxger]

Brutal truth that we (YES WE) all need to accept I’m afraid…

[ascendingconures]

I wake up. I think about EDAs. I make breakfast (Vampire Science omelette) I drive to the grocery store. My phone bluetooth connects to the car and begins autoplaying where I left off on my 1000th Scherzo re-listen. I buy only plum pudding, jelly babies and a pack of cigarettes before speeding home to light some sandalwood incense and watch Night of the Doctor again (im getting withdrawls from not seeing paul mcgann for 2 hours) I open up discord and yap to the 5 other EDAs fans about the themes and subtext in Alien Bodies for 3 hours straight. I call my d*ctor and ask if they still do lobotomies. I am told "No" so I settle for going to my local barber shop and showing them a blurry picture of Sam Jones. I go home and smoke an entire pack of cigarettes while reading Travels With Fitz XII and begging Nuwho fans complaining in comment sections to read the EDAs. I go inside and fall asleep to the TVM. I wake up

[nico-di-angelfish]

has this been done already?

[wowwforever]

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

[faith-thee-slayer]

she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

[96yellowjackets]

They don't belong. YELLOWJACKETS (2021—) Season 3, Episode 7: "Croak"