Luo Liya

Teacher of literal babies. Generally unimpressed by men.

[papasmoke]

Starring a gofundme to extradite Henry Kissinger to Cambodia

[papasmoke]

He’s a nice old man and I think he deserves nice vacation to a beautiful country like Cambodia. Specifically to villages and towns along the border with Vietnam.

[luoliya]

Every time I talk about weaning off the pump and transitioning to formula, my body decides to produce so much milk in one pumping session that I get super proud and forget about the transition plan. I’m being gaslighted by my body.

[luoliya]

If you know me in my real life and follow my tumblr please don’t share my pregnancy news with anyone yet.

ALL THAT BEING SAID HOT DAMN THE FIRST TRIMESTER IS FUCKING MISERABLE AND I CANT BELIEVE WE ARE EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND KEEP IT ALL A SECRET. Like oh my god all the dry heaving and the sleepydeepies. And I have to pee every half hour and my boobs are huge. Oh and I have acne on my back now. 💜

[luoliya]

My life is a vicious cycle of dry heaving, eating, and exhaustion

[luoliya]

Just sent my husband to the store for kraft singles and kettle corn. I guess this is how it begins.

[jellyfishfest]

[luoliya]

LALALALALALALA

LALALALALA

[luoliya]

Wow Mother’s Day is such a slap in the face when you’re struggling with infertility

[tinypmsmatch]

Pantone 7452 color match.

Tsum Tsum Stitch tiny eraser I bought at a gift store in Singapore when we went on our family vacation this Summer. I got a bunch of other Disney characters too. I might post a couple more.

[luoliya]

My 24 year old coworker is accidentally pregnant. It bums me out, but whatever. I know this can’t be an easy situation for her. What’s infuriating is that she’s told everyone at work EXCEPT FOR ME and asked everyone not to tell me. There is nothing on this earth I hate more than when a group of people actively keeps a secret from me. It makes me feel like I look stupid. I hate it.

[dogsaremypatronus]

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

[campfirecanines]

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

[avi-why]

every writing tip article and their mother: dont ever use adverbs ever!

me, shoveling more adverbs onto the page because i do what i want: just you fucking try and stop me

[quarter0master]

May I add something, because I will never shut up about this book (Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark):

[jackironsides]

Finally, some good fucking advice

[tinypmsmatch]

Best 9 of 2018.

Happy New Year! Have a blessed 2019.

Thanks so much for your support 😊

[luoliya]

After seven cycles of trying to get pregnant you just kind of stop expecting anything to happen 🤷🏼‍♀️

[househunting]

$1,600 per month/studio

Chelsea, NYC

[luoliya]

Wow this is a perfect example of why I would NEVER LIVE IN NEW YORK

[mapsontheweb]

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[mapsontheweb]

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