[thedownloey]

do u think the next season of heated rivalry will address the existence of gritty

[my-2nd-account]

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[txttletale]

honestly i have huge amounts of respect for greta thunberg for refusing to settle in for the lucrative career that was obviously being prepared for her as a toothless liberal icon

[snapdraqons]

youll be pleased to know no one has peed in the dashcon 2 ball pit. however, far worse has transpired. the croaker (kermit joker) has died in the dashcon 2 ballpit. rest in pieces.

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[himynameisemail]

[fuckyeah2000s]

this is actually legitness

[scrungly420]

Gotta add the spiritual successor (among us medallion) + live among us reaction

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[mothecho]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[bubblegum-gf]

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[maryoliveoil]

LOL

[sourdough-seal]

people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+