upon godric’s hollow’s kitchen chalkboard / marauders + fiancée
pettigrewwhiskers:
marautyr:
MARTYRDOEM
BURNINGSTARSIRIUS
Scrawled in barely legible handwriting wherever space was left:
- Should any more testing of the party favours be done, I insist on being included (and personally think it very rude that I wasn’t the first time) - The cat and I aren’t on speaking terms and it seems to hide whenever I come into a room. I’m happy to provide this service to others who are sick of the horrid creature - I’m not doing anything with the rice if it can’t be done with magic - I’m fairly sure James can press his own clothes and doesn’t need any help and that’s only been included to try and trick us into doing his own chores - I’m happy to procure Zaffa procession instruments, test or no test. They’ll be the best instruments, promise - Don’t be a suck up, Pete, it’s not a good look
ANNOTATIONS MADE in neat scrawl between each point. A grocery list now appearing alongside it.
Note: We’re enacting a bring your own cheese policy from now on.
1a. Now that we know they are of high quality, a certain amount are expected to make it through the ceremony at the very least. 2a. I’ll handle the seating chart. — Who wants to sit beside Moody? 3a. Suppose I’ll handle the rice as well. You cowards. 4a. ALL OF YOUR OUTFITS ARE TO BE PRESSED. Wrinkles will simply ruin the pictures. 6. You look great, Peter. I love you too. ( That’s not crying you’re hearing. ) 7. One more word about our cat and I’ll get four more.
FROM A GREAT MANY ERASURES emerges A New List.
EUPHEMIA POTTER’S WEDDING TO - DO LIST (ANNOTATED) :
1. Party favors will be assembled by Sirius and Peter, who are allowed to eat THE LEFTOVERS !!!! with Lily’s blessing
2. Best to let Lils handle the seating chart ( chances Moody can have a table to himself?? please vote here : X___________ )
3. Fine, I’ll do the rice myself, it’s almost as if you lot have never WORKED a day in your LIVES
4. Remus is heretofore and Forthwith in charge of all outfit - pressing, no takebacks
5. Sirius, I swear on my Mother’s Life … those instruments had better be Brilliant ( AND NOT CHARMED )
6. Wormtail quit sucking up to my wife, and she’s very correct, it is Not Crying 6a. Should anyone want more detail, please consider: Shoving It
7. No Comment
8. WOULD YOU BELIEVE WE HAVE LESS THAN A FORTNIGHT
The messy hand is even worse, written while in a hurry...
I offered to help with the rice! And all I get in return is images that’ll haunt my nightmares.
I’m game for doing party favours, so long as Sirius doesn’t get bored and wonder off half-way through.
And I suck up to everyone.. it’s a survival mechanism.
P.S. - I made a big dinner yesterday, there’s some leftovers in the fridge, I fed some to the cat already.
P.P.S. - I’m heading into Hogsmeade this afternoon, does anyone need anything?
P.P.P.S. - Give Moody his own hall… that way he’ll be far enough away that I won’t feel like wetting myself throughout the day. How is he so terrifying!?
<< Comments squeezed in below previously listed points >>
1+ In my defence; I was left unsupervised 2+ A table or hall to himself may leave him with too much space for meddling - perhaps Minerva and/or my father could keep him in check company? 3+ Sorry, James. I get anxious about large volumes of small things I can drop and scatter everywhere, especially when I’m without a safety net 4+ That’s fine. I don’t see what the fuss is about. Hang anything else by way of fabrics you wish for me to prep on the first floor banister (this goes for anyone who spends extended amounts of time under this roof - cat/creature/woodland spirit excluded) 6+ I have an extra set of earplugs if anyone wishes to lay claim to them ++ Prongs, I’m sure you’re doing more than enough shoving for the lot of us. 7+ I have many comments, but it is currently watching me and I’m beginning to worry for my life. If I disappear in the night, please avenge me. 8+ The loud decrees about the number of days left before the wedding each and every morning definitely did not tip me off.
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