mbmbam sentence starters p. 2
“ here’s how you stop her from doing that: you do not. ”
“ i built an empire and you will not destroy it! ”
“ is this science yet? did we do it? ”
“ you give me a gun so i can shoot the bad wizards when they’re not looking. ”
“ no daddies allowed. this is a daddy-free zone. ”
“ i know how to taste the sea, read the wind, and fuck the moon. ”
“ you don’t have to believe in ghosts in order to have sex with one. ”
“ how do you find a clown that hasn’t, at least, killed one kid? ”
“ they can’t do fucking anything because they’re not the cops or my dad. ”
“ it’s so important, even in the darkest of moments, to maintain an adequate level of horniness. ”
“ go to that cici’s and fuckin’ slam some ‘za. ”
“ FURRIES CAN DO INFINITE CRIME ! ”
“ you can smoke, vote, and ramjam a bilbo right up in you and you don’t have to explain yourself to goddamn anybody. ”
“ teens are very much into the following: one, bullying me on tumblr. two, dabbing. ”
“ you like to sleep ? coward. ”
“ you know it’s a sin if you wouldn’t do it in front of jesus. ”
“ game BOY huh? i need a game MAN. ”
“ who makes out anymore? just fuck or eat some food. ”
“ YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT ‘ DAMN DANIEL ’, ( NAME ). ITS 2018 DAMN DANIEL TURNED 85 AND HE FUCKING DIED. ”
“ can you turn my ashes into vape juice when i die so i’ll get as close to a ghost as i’ll ever be ? ”