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zmije

if u have curly hair and someone tells you that you look better with it straight? that's a demon speaking to u baby

hungwy

every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

pochowek

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

dilact

It’s like that electron thing

hungwy

Its exactly like that electron thing

really-fucked-up18

superarthurl

krisiverse

[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]

briandavidgilberts

tindershwinder

Matched with a girl with the same name… I think she’s the one.

untilghosts-deactivated20211029

“I sat with my anger long enough until she told me her real name was grief.”

— C.S. Lewis (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

virginiaisforhaters

i cant even imagine the temptation of living near a hotspot for paranormal investigators. i would be out there EVERY NIGHT fucking with them. that aint a ghost that made you pee yourself its me, the lich of the woods. gonna lay little traps for ya. gonna shake your tent while you’re sleeping. gonna make spooky noises. walk around in the dark with a cloak and a deer skull mask. hack ur little radios and say fucked up scary stuff. it would occupy all my time and thats why i cant live near one of these places. it would be almost too much fun

virginiaisforhaters

you might be thinking that i sound like a scooby doo villain but im not doing this for capitalistic reasons its just fucking hilarious. just for fun. just for the sheer chaos.

l10l-deactivated20200813

bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches