Just Your Average Madwoman

Weird as all fuck Transgirl. Very strange sense of humour. Hitchhikers Guide nerd. (She/Her)

[artrhm-blog]

Gamagori.

From animation kill la kill.

Practice.

[luriishorny]

Gotta reblog a gamgori that shows on my feed, THOSE ARE THE RULES

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.

[supernovajazzy]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[bundibird]

These last 17 years have an “oh no” feel that just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year

[gifsboom]

Japanese elevator prank.

[vaporwavevocap]

I would have taken the stairs.

[64bitwar]

[mossgroveart]

Humhumhum please tell me there were THOSE kids fighting in the street where we all grew up

[lightning-claw]

Storm Hawks episode 1, everybody.

[luriishorny]

Freefonix Lost Episodes.

Okay so as far as I am aware, Freefonix episodes: 23, 31-33, 35-39, are lost. Entirely. I cannot find anything for them other than a French version of 23 which doesn’t really count because French. So help a fellow freewaver out and make the world a better place by helping recover the lost episodes.

[junomacguffed]

Simon being very sassy in “Objects in Space”!

[luriishorny]

Funny, isn’t it?

As a transgirl, when I was a kid, I was always a bit feminine, long hair and all such, I was often teased for it.

Amusing how, in the end, all the people who ‘insulted’ me by calling me a girl, were actually right all along.

[pinkfades]

pinkfades || via 

[buttermymuffins-deactivated2024]

[iamgoingtoeatyoursoul-blog]

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

What am I going to do now?

[damndanyul]

You can die happily

[gaaraofsburbia]

#the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free

[centripulo-deactivated20180629]

HERE YOU GO GUYS HAVE A PRESENT

[hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy]

“The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

—

Douglas Adams

This quote feels especially relevant these days.

[hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy]

“The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

—

Douglas Adams

This quote feels especially relevant these days.

[hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy]

““I know that astrology isn’t a science. Of course it isn’t. It’s just an arbitrary set of rules like chess or tennis or, what’s that strange thing you British play?” “Er, cricket? Self-loathing?” “Parliamentary democracy””

— Mostly Harmless - Douglas Adams (via askygoneonfire)

[pink-mage]

just wanna remind y'all that there was a character in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy who accidentally became immortal and decided to spend his eternity of suffering traveling through time and space to insult everyone in the universe, one by one, in alphabetical order, and if that’s not a hero idk what is

[just-shower-thoughts]

The onion will go out of business due to not being able to match the crazy shit going on in reality

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via bidoof apologist

[just-shower-thoughts]

It took longer for humans to go from using a bronze sword to an iron sword, than it did for humans to go from using an iron sword to a nuclear bomb