don't eat me

hey im nicole and my whole life is a spongebob reference

[velvetvetiver]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[kursou-deactivated20131023]

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

[unclefather]

miss the days when i could just go out and do this

[sugluvgalaxy]

I stepped on someone doing this

[sugluvgalaxy]

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

[transxfiles]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Love that in May 2020 this was in response to oil prices being so stupid low due to the pandemic that gas was as low as $1 some places, and now it's about meme stonks costing the same hedge fund fucks responsible for the 2004 housing market crisis billions.

[mr-eldritch]

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

[dankmemeuniversity]

[berrystumpytail]

If this post gets 20,000 notes I’ll go and buy Sonic ‘06 and not sleep until I’ve beaten it

[recapdrake]

Why would you risk that?

[berrystumpytail]

It’s never gonna get to 20,000 i’m not risking anything

[kirbyfanneox]

Pokecapn and his friends played Sonic 06 in one setting and they damn near lost their minds in the process.

[intjint]

OP I’m so sorry

[patronizing-deactivated20250728]

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

[ifuc]

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

[horrorandhalloween]

by Loading Artist

[soundsofmyuniverse]

[cnc3-deactivated20211231]

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

[everythingfox]

(via)

[afeelgoodblog]

Surprise triplets 😂

[sandersstudies]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”

[dankmemeuniversity]