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Hey Tumblr please don't show me a mutilated cat as an ad without the ability to report it. Appreciate it. Thank you.

#animal death #tw animal death #ask to tag #I'm sorry this has turned to an RJ bitches about ads account

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

maxknightley

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

#Noir podcast I like wrote a queer tragedy so bad they made a donation to the trevor project

madeleinejubileesaito

my sincerest wish for Cathy

16/30

bonesbeetle

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

dailyflicks

FRANKENSTEIN (2025) dir. Guillermo del Toro

#I watched this in a theatre on a date once and the camera died right after she slapped him #and it took everyone about a minute and a half to realize it was not an Artistique Choice

Btw if you're trans or fat on main we'll vaporize you. Anyways. Be a corporate sponsored fuck witch.

#how does her head attach like that

noxexistant

thinking about the bed, 1892 by henri de toulouse-lautrec featured on the wikipedia page for “blanket”

#we had a print of this in my great grandmother's home and took it back w us after she passed

rehnwriter

Dylan, or rather Exterminator 7D11087, is down on his luck. He’s got a drinking problem, is chronically depressed, but worst of all, he’s working for a shadowy organization and tasked with taking down interdimensional monsters. When the frequency of incidents in his city begins to rise drastically, he knows things are about to get worse, a lot worse.

Fuck Monsters is an action-packed horror novel, full of gripping action, snarky dialogue and Lovecraftian horrors.

Available on Amazon

#I need to finish reading this but spoilers for the first chapter the MC gets the absolute shit kicked out of him.#just put through the ringer #and he yells the entire time #and I Really Appreciate That #Really reminiscent of older horror movies where they will throw their dudes across the room. this is high praise.

grawly

youtube poop video essay. but not like a video essay about youtube poop. a video that has the length and structure of a video essay but its just a youtube poop and complete nonsense.

#not quite the length of a documentary but someone did this w folding ideas #fact: me hungry

woodwool

imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home

#had one woman once tell me about how she cried when her daughter wanted to get her hair cut like mine.#while actively fucking up my head