[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

[memehumor]

Time flies huh

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[capacity]

Us after reading this caption

[thisisgoodfruit]

[mens-rights-activia]

When you’re team iPhone and you follow Apple maps and end up getting lost and the android user in the back seat comments “this would’ve never happened if you used google maps”

[unclefather]

[funny-gif-1]

[princess-princesa-blog]

I love dogs so much

[perfecthorse]

[veryfunnymemes]

[paprika]

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[equatorjournal]

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[khofnak]

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

[bothgoth]

it’s cause it’s so expensive

[sridevi]

[corbis]

[stillhereunfortunately]

this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it

[oculoslux]

That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.

[stillhereunfortunately]

i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds

[coldcoldlampin]

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[laughconfetti]

anxiety