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she's tryna send me to a cardiac arrest

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Melissa Schemmenti at Abbott Elementary s3e7: Librarian Part 2/2

Enjoy part 1

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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

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i think a tree would probably bark

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Blocked

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ripe

y’know what i’m gonna say it. tumblr is the superior social media site. follower counts are hidden/meaningless, there’s no way to make a profit and/or become an influencer. it’s just about looking at silly little images and making silly little comments.

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Really hope they give Melissa a girlfriend now that she’s not with the manthing

astrallina-deactivated20240801

Melissa Schemmenti needs to be with a woman on S3, idc how it would happen. But that woman screams bisexual.

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(insp.)

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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

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good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

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I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

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Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

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almost there!

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TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

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THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

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You have The Wizard Council’s approval to buy a little treat for yourself today

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If you are seeing this that means the magic of the universe wants you to have a little snickity snack, or perhaps even an object?

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more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

I teach martial arts. we play games with the little kids. they swordfight with noodles and throw foam balls at each other. in the summer, we take them out into the parking lot with water guns. in the winter, we have snowball fights.

the teenagers get swords and staffs and practice knives. we teach them moves from marvel movies that they ask about. they get squirt guns and snowball fights too. we let them goof off and climb the support beams and charge directly at each other in padded suits.

sometimes parents say they miss doing things like that. I tell them, "stay for an adult class. just try it out." we build obstacle courses and let them mess around with training rifles. they chat while sparring. we scream and cheer for them when they're in the middle of a circle. and then we send them out to the parking lot with squirt guns and snowballs.

it's exercise. it's healthy. it's an important life skill. and it's fun as fuck.