i mean, there’s typecasting
and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times
four
separate
productions
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Stranger Things

pixel skylines
Claire Keane

oozey mess

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

Kaledo Art

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i mean, there’s typecasting
and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times
four
separate
productions
What is your favorite song from Pitch Perfect? Bruno Mars, “Just The Way You Are.”
Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”
THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.
THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
(x)
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
THECLEXA FANFIC MASTER LIST
As you may (or may not) know, a few months ago I embarked on a journey to create a document for the Clexa fandom that would serve as a resource for those of you who enjoy reading fanfiction about our favorite lesbian warlord and bisexual space leader (and any AU personas they may take on…). Today, with much help along the way from the best co-captain and technology wizard ever (@ayokidd), WE ARE EXCITED TO RELEASE THE FIRST DRAFT OF THIS DOCUMENT! (Containing over 600 completed fics!)
Please continue reading for the download link, as well as more information on how to use the document!
It’s a good thing you all love reading so much, because this post is quite long…but hopefully informative!.
Check out Clexarkives or keep reading to access The Clexa Fanfic Master List!!
What is the Clexa Fanfic Master List?
The Clexa Fanfic Master List is an on-going Microsoft Excel document that will eventually contain ALL completed Clexa and Lexark fanfiction - categorized, organized, hyperlinked, and listed all in one exportable document for your reading and fic-tracking pleasure! YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT…all 5,000+ fics (or whatever the final tally is!) will eventually be included! The document will be periodically updated and re-released as more fics are added to it over time. This will all be located on our blog @clexarkives, where you can find the frequently updated Master List and some other cool features.
How do I access the Clexa Fanfic Master List?
You need Microsoft Excel (or a program that opens Excel files) to access the document. You can download the document by clicking this link here. This link will take you to Google Drive where you can download the file and open it on your computer.
DO NOT view the document in Google Drive - the hyperlinks won’t work! YOU MUST DOWNLOAD AND OPEN THE DOCUMENT IN MICROSOFT EXCEL. We are also working on a Google Sheets version of the document for anyone unable to access the document through Excel or a similar program. Hang tight!
Once you download the document, save to your desktop and enjoy!
What fics are/will be included in the Clexa Fanfic Master List?
The Clexa Fanfic Master List will only include completed fics (it is simply impossible to keep updating such a large document with individual fic updates…we’ll leave that to the internet). We are, however, keeping track of current on-going fics and these will be added to the document as they are completed. Unfortunately, any fics that have been started but abandoned (author has no plans to finish or hasn’t updated for an extremely extended period of time) will not be included (unless they are one day completed) because I’m sorry but my heart can’t take that kind of investment and let down.
How is the Clexa Fanfic Master List organized?
The entire document functions as one large Excel workbook. There are four main sections, accessible from the Table of Contents:
1) Master List: contains a list of all the fics in the workbook, organized alphabetically by author 2) Canon: contains fics set in the canon universe, organized by ‘Season 2’, ‘Season 3’, and ‘Canon Divergent’ 3) AU Categories: contains fics set in alternate universes, organized by specific categories (ie., ‘Enemies to Lovers’, ‘Teacher/student’, ‘Fake Dating’, etc.) 4) Smut: contains sexy time fics, organized by specific categories (ie., ‘Fluffy Smut’, “Strap On’, ‘3x07’, etc.)
How do I navigate the Clexa Fanfic Master List?
The entire document is hyperlinked to make navigation as easy as possible. You can click through individual tabs if you so desire, but we HIGHLY SUGGEST using the hyperlinks to navigate through the workbook.
Navigating within a main section:
The Table of Contents contains four main sections, or pages (as described above). Clicking on each of these sections will bring you to the page set up for that specific section.
Example 1: If you click the “Canon” section from the Table of Contents, you will be directed to the “Canon” page where the “Canon” categories ‘Season 2’, ‘Season 3’, and ‘Canon Divergent’ are hyperlinked.
If you click on one of these three categories, let’s say ‘Season 2’, you will find a list of Clexa fics that take place during Season 2 of the show organized by Author, Title, Chapters, Word Count, Summary, and a link to the fic on AO3 where it was originally posted and made available by the author.
Example 2: If you click the “AU Categories” section from the Table of Contents, you will be directed to the “AU Categories” page where you will find a list of AU categories.
Let’s say that from the “AU Categories” page you’re interested in the ‘Fake Dating’ category. You simply click the ‘Fake Dating’ category, and now you have a list of ‘Fake Dating’ AU fics organized by Author, Title, Chapters, Word Count. Summary, and a link to the fic on AO3 where it was originally posted and made available by the author.
Same goes for the “Master List” and “Smut” sections as well.
Navigating between the main sections and throughout the document:
Each of the four sections has a hyperlink that will take you back to the Table of Contents in the upper left hand corner of the page.
Each individual category has two hyperlinks, both in the upper left hand corner of the page.
1) The “Table of Contents” hyperlink will, you guessed it, take you back to the Table of Contents. 2) The specific category hyperlink will take you back to the main section of whatever category you’re currently in. (For example: If you’re in the ‘Season 2’ category, clicking the “Canon” hyperlink will take you back to the “Canon” page. If you’re in the ‘Fake Dating’ AU category, clicking the “AU Categories” hyperlink will take you back to the “AU Categories” page.)
How do I know I am looking at the most recent version of the Clexa Fanfic Master List?
The Master List will be updated periodically as we add more fics and as more fics are completed. You can find the most recent version of the document by checking our @clexarkives blog! We will also keep an updated link to the master list in our individual Tumblr bios (@ayokidd & @swan-heda).
Isn’t the Clexa Fanfic Master List basically like AO3 and FF? Why create a separate document?
Yes and no. We’re hopeful that the Clexa Fanfic Master List will give you more control over your fic reading than using AO3 or your web browser alone. If you’re like me (really neurotic and anal), you might also hate having 1,000 bookmarks saved on A03 and your computer browser that you have to search through every time you’re looking for a specific fic, and you might desire a higher level of organization and control. This document will help bring fics right to your desktop. We will update with fics we find and any fics you send us, which delivers a “master list” of not only your personal bookmarks, but everyone else’s as well!
This document is intended to make searching for new fics to read and keeping track of fics you’ve already read as easy as possible. Using Excel functions like “search” make it possible to find any specific fic you may be looking for anywhere in the document, on a specific page, or in a specific category.
Once you download the Excel file, you can edit, change, and personalize the document however you’d like! You can highlight fics you’ve read, sort by chapter or word count, or color code or rank fics based on whatever system you want to create. You can even delete fics or fic categories that aren’t for you if you know you’ll never read them. The world is your oyster! (…or more so this doc is your oyster?…)
Can I make suggestions for the Clexa Fanfic Master List ?
ABSOLUTELY!!! We both love fanfiction. We both read A LOT of fanfiction. However, we are only two people, and there are likely many fics we have yet to include (this IS a first draft after all), so:
READERS: If your favorite fics aren’t listed and you’d like them to be, tell us and we’ll add them! (Please also tell us if you’d like to see a specific category added - if there are fics written that fit it, we’ll add it!)
AUTHORS: If your fics aren’t listed and you’d like them to be (there are A LOT of fics and chances are if it’s not included, we just didn’t get to yours yet!), please tell us and we’ll add them! If your fics ARE listed, but you don’t want them to be, please tell us and we’ll remove them! Also, let us know if you disagree with the category we placed your fic into and suggest a new one, and we’ll move it!
EVERYONE: PLEASE reach out to us with any questions, comments, concerns, suggestions, advice, love, dislike (polite, respectful dislike) etc. you have to offer! Please feel free to contact us in any way you feel comfortable, anonymously or not (reply to this post, message us, flood our ask boxes, send us submissions, etc.) We are both super friendly and would love some feedback! Tell us what you like, what you don’t like, what you’d like to see in future versions, etc. Any feedback you provide us with will only make the subsequent updated editions of the document even better. This is, after all, for each and every one of you.
Enjoy!
May We Meet Again,
Swan-Heda and Ayokidd
Why aren’t more people freaking out about this?! @clexasource @clexabrasil @commanderoswald @hedaswarrior @a-jedi-in-purgatory @reshopgoufa @commanderlexaofthegrounders @natblida @clexadaily @danaryas @decalexas @everybodyhatesjroth @negovanman @cstia @supercanaries @laynemorgan @toodrunktofindaurl @gaymigration @clarkeofthebikru @clexa-hsau @orangeyouglad8 @commanderofraccoons @justicarlexa
My favorite thing about Lexa is that whenever Clarke challenges her, she just gets really really close to her face. Its like she is asking “you sure you want to test me?” and Clarke always looks a little flustered because she knows Lexa could totally kick her ass but she’s also kind of turned on? Clarke is like “Oh shit I should not have said that, wow she’s really pretty, wait what?” and I feel like Lexa knows she has this effect on Clarke. So she steps closer with a dual purpose of dont test me but also now you’re thinking about kissing me.
more stuff about the signs
aries
they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
too smart
they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
cry baby
they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
sexually frustrated 24/7
they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
they move their hands a lot when talking
they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
taurus
on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
they could kill you if you hurt an animal
a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
they care too much about people they love
they cheat on board games
very good friends
too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
stubborn
they don’t let people go completely
their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
gemini
emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
they know a lot of useful shit
but they don’t know what sleep means
being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
narcissistic af
they’re never wrong
they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
incomprehensible love for snacks
misunderstood
they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
they lie to themselves
sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
very insecure
random happiness/sadness attacks
their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
innocent without wanting to be
they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
cancer
they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
they can be too selfish
unpredictable af
leave me alone, but give me attention
their cellphone is part of their body
their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
they victimize themselves a lot
they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
they care a lot about what other people think
they plat a lot with their hands and lips
the most adorable people when they’re not angry
children loves them
they can tranquilize people quickly
misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them
leo
very sharp ideas/way of thinking
high moral
they need constant acceptance/validation
if you do them one you pay ten
always reading your intentions
they tend to joke about other people insecurities
they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
insecure af
a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
they wink a lot
will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
virgo
they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
public nerds
the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
they read weird things
super committed and and helpful
they get angry when things are not done in their way
they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
they do this face a lot > 😏
libra
they’re always in love
they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
super emotional
they probably don’t know what is happening right now
they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
they have good intentions
creative
they blush easily
they have a hard time saying no
they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting
scorpio
they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
dark mind, bright personality
they have secret hobbies
they crave love
talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
they get easily offended
scary when angry
protective with people they love
they hate being ignored
random laugh attacks
they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
they easily connect with music
sagittarius
ready to disappear in any moment
they have watched every. movie. on netflix
using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
34 hour-long naps
they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
they have a hard time when apologizing
they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
would yell at strangers if needed
intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
they tend to be sad before sleeping
this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
very competitive, but never satisfied
capricorn
superiority complex
more party souls than you could imagine
they just want you to shut the fuck up
they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
able to intimidate people for good or for bad
they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
they keep their cool in the craziest situations
have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
always have backup plans
physical appearance is important
always have weird obsessions
they play a lot with their feet
they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
aquarius
they disappear with no reason
cuter than you
they get confused when choosing between good and bad
everything is overrated for them
they’re addiced to memes
feelings out of control
they’re the special snowflakes
cannabis 23/7
they will know if you lie
they lose their shit often
they think and feel more than they show
rebels
the smartest ones
pisces
they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
they like music more than they like you
they like attention but not too much
will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
fake friendliness (sometimes)
too weird but in a sweet way
super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
they overwhelm your mind
big heart, even bigger imagination
confused af
if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned
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Photography: Sherman Chu
Same - Sex Marriage of Katherine & Swati
Eliza and Alycia on the proper way to eat Vegemite
nothing else says “your daughter calls me daddy too” more than this gif
are you sure
about that?
LAUREN DID HER ICONIC NOTE CHANGE AGAIN
#when you’re a chill extra hoe and you gotta deal with the stubborn sassy grumpy hot-tempered drama queen nugget that is your girlfriend
this is my favourite post on the entire internet
“We were looking forward to that scene for so long ‘cause we were just like, we get to trash the place. It was great. They told me I couldn’t trash it though, as much as he could and I was really annoyed.”
I’m sorry. We tried.
aka Family Portrait
Did I have a choice?
Actual pirate king, Clarke Griffin // For @jennamacaroni and @orangeyouglad8
ZOMG SQUEAAAAALINGGGGGG!!! YAS QUEEEN!!!
And for me. I’m staking a claim.
listen. yall are cute but. finders keepers. come at me.
Bruh. BRUH. I prompted this shit so I was here fiRST.