heda of thirstkru

I'm Kara. I'm old now. I am trash for ladies in love with ladies. I fangirl hard and ship nothing casually.Shoutout to @gleerant for being my awesome wife and mommy to our beautiful son boys. (Son Boys can be gifted funds on venmo @kara-AC if inclined to support our little family ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[proudlyunicorn]

do you ever look at your life and realize

[obriy]

[bioluminescent-fungus]

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

[therosielord]

Also cooked vegetables are more easily digestible than raw vegetables! People always act like raw vegetables are the healthiest but that is NOT true if you have a sensitive digestive system. Roast that shit.

[obriy]

[gleerant]

doing a d&d one shot with critters and I’m an iguana named Weed who got released by his stoner owners into the wild bc they couldn’t take care of him and then he wandered into the Everglades and got fucked up in there by inclement weather and came out a storm sorcerer

we just drove (and crashed) a bus with a golden retriever steering

[proudlyunicorn]

I’m a chihuahua who thinks he’s a wolf named Zippy (WOLFHEART) who’s 7 inches tall and 6 lbs and just did the most damage of everyone I think? Fucked up little monk rat dog has been training for this moment.

We just concluded with plans to go on our bus to kill DJT as an alien who turned all the humans into zombies

[guabiju]

Thank you foxnews for spreading the superbisexual agenda

[basil-bird]

super textposts (11/?)

[snowbairdd]

FLORENCE PUGH attending the "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" UK Premiere (July 29, 2026)

[obriy]

[proudlyunicorn]

I wanted to play the bad pickup lines Lexa game

[mynorthernattitude]

"you need to let it go"

i'll actually take it to the grave, thanks

[oliviadumhan]

Where you are going, you will have enormous power. Use it to protect those who cannot protect themselves. SUPERGIRL (2026) dir. Craig Gillespie

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening