ayyyyyylmao

yes i know this blog is ugly but it's just like me lol sorry stay for it's personality, don't be shallow!!!!!

[foulserpent]

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

[stevesdiana-deactivated20200606]

the thought of me having sex: nice

the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting

[gstringofsuburbia]

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

[endoshan]

[shinypurplebuttons-blog]

This is missing the best part - when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

[spider-boi]

peter parker better make it out of infinity war without A HAIR out of place or so help me the russos are gonna get it

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[ryan-potter]

Tom Holland photographed by Tom Sloan for L’uomo Vogue Magazine | 2017

[officialdiagnosis]

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

[hookbillkoopa-deactivated202009]

Does anyone have that picture of Togepi eating a banana where it looks super pissed that’s one of my fave Pokemon screenshots

[zepharsnow]

[hookbillkoopa-deactivated202009]

This is the best picture I love it

[grumsal]

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

[xeki]

my kink is deleting self promos off posts before i reblog them

[evianfacialmist-deactivated2023]

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

[mwnslw]

pug date

[becominganoven]

#relatable

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[littlelinguaphile]

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

[c-bassmeow]

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

[mojav]

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

[dat-soldier]