Funniest things Armand has done
Include the raccoon in his little projector slides during the trial
Make little dolls of Louis, Claudia and Madeleine for his rehearsal trial, and put a bra on Madeleine’s doll
Make up the story about feeding the sacrifice soup as part of his punishment
Steal Malik’s sunglasses
Imitate Louis by crossing his legs
Tell Daniel about how he’s had sex with half the coven, to his long-time husband’s surprise
Pretend to be a real employee at the penthouse instead of simply inventing an alter ego like a normal person
Reveal his vampirism by hovering menacingly, moments after removing his brown contacts in record time
Take Louis to Lestat in Magnus’ dungeon knowing full well that it could backfire and his cover might be blown
Let a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist into his home to write his husband’s memoir despite having mountains of lies to hide
Leave a two-time Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist alone with his husband knowing full well that he’s brainwashed both of them into forgetting an important series of events
Tell that same journalist about how he not only had sex with Lestat, but did so while making eye contact with Lestat’s ex, despite this having no relation or importance to the memoir
Lock himself in a box during the trial and make Sam guard him with a prop scythe while simultaneously sentencing his boyfriend to death
Attempt to impress Louis by demonstrating his friendship with Sartre
Continue to court Louis despite knowing full well that Louis was hallucinating his dead ex-husband, who is also his ex
Interrupt a week-long torture session to muse about how the floor slants north
Believe he’s kept his “I will not harm you” vow to Louis because he’s kept to the letter of the law despite violating the spirit of it repeatedly and enthusiastically
Suggest that lemon wallpaper be installed in the brutalist penthouse with minimalist decor
Break a 500-year-old vow because he was upset about his divorce, despite knowing full well that his marriage was a sham
Play Minecraft on his iPad
he's just a girl doing some fun stuff and having hobbies
