Lucy Locket

A sad little egg who is doing her best.

[hannahlockillustration]

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[cottageaesthetic]

[rot-topic]

I hope we meet again in another life…

[fiercestpurpose]

Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

[catchymemes]

[89cats]

(by positanolife75)

[thanager]

[daily-spooky]

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[redbearuniverseillo]

TUTTER!!!

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[the-tombstones-were-waiting]

it’s october now so i just need y’all to know that when you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to (if you even care)

[redbearuniverseillo]

TUTTER!!!

[ephemeralhorror]

this really is the funniest website since 2000 followers roughly equates to 5 notes as your floor on any given post. 30 if you’ve said something wretched.

[catcrumb]

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[donald-trump-official]

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president