Incorrect Quotes

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Renzo: Why are you on the floor?

Yukio: I'm depressed.

Yukio: Also I was stabbed, can you get a medic, please.

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Asmodeus: Why doesn’t Iblis find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Amon: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Asmodeus: *bites lip*

Amon: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Shura: Hey, Osceola, have you thought about having children?

Osceola: ...

Osceola: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Shura: But we're not childr-

Osceola, already distracted: LIGHTNING PUT THE BLUE FIRE DOWN!

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Rin: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Yukio, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Izumo, who broke into their house with Shiemi an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Yukio: Coming right up.

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Beelzebub: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Amaimon: Damn, if people did that to each other, Mephisto would've killed me years ago.

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Renzo: I just came from seeing Izumo.

Yukio: How’d it go?

Renzo: I showed her who’s boss.

Yukio: Who’d it turn out to be?

Renzo: Her.

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Lucy Yang: We all have our demons.

Osceola, grabbing Rin: This one’s mine!

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Shiro: Rin, you always need to be kind to people.

Mephisto: Hey-

Shiro: Fuck off.

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Renzo: Go ahead, Shiemi. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry anymore.

Izumo: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

[kamiko1234-deactivated20251029]

As funny this is, Shima did somehow say smth poetic of sorts. Saying your tear ducts will get blocked up if you don't cry when your're young leading to you not being able to when your older is a great metaphor for having a hard time with your emotions as an adult when you weren't able to express them/learn how to deal with them as a kid

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Shima can surprisingly be thoughtful on occasion!!! Thanks for commenting!

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Ukobach, on the phone with Rin: He’s in the kitchen again…

Amaimon, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs”? In what, hand to hand combat?

Rin: GET. HIM. OUT.

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Renzo: Go ahead, Shiemi. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry anymore.

Izumo: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

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Mephisto: I know you must be surprised to see me here.

Rin: Not really, since you follow me everywhere.

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Lucy Yang: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!

Cheng-Long Liu: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Lucy Yang: Obviously. Now, Osceola, pass the shovel.

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Lightning: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Arthur: What? No, I—

Mephisto: *enters room*

Arthur: *jaw clenches*

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Renzo: Breathe, just breathe!

Yukio: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!

Todo: Awww, that never bothered you before.

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Rin: I hardly slept last night.

Shiemi: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Rin: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Bon: [gay panic]