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hey, i'm clarissa and you're watching disney channel

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading.

Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend :

• sang and harmonized parts to centuries by fall out boy • reenacted a scene from the grudge and pretended that my hair was suffocating him • dropped baby oil in the shower and both of us ate shit on the shower floor • had a full on debate on whether or not Harry Potter truly belonged gryffindor or slytherin house • accidentally squirted him with soap in his eyes and attempted to make it feel better by spraying him full blast in the face with the shower head

What we haven’t done in the shower: • sex

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

The only reason why I’m mad that this has notes is my boyfriend found out about this and we started arguing about the Harry Potter thing again.

[wickedkhaleesi-blog]

*passionate yelling* Me: THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING, AUSTIN. boyfriend: THE SORTING HAT IS NEVER WRONG

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[kind-cult]

this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years

[straightboyfriend]

space is too pretty we dont deserve her

[heartshapedmoodring]

Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing

[bunchalosers]

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sleepyti.me if you need to calculate when you should fall asleep/when you should wake up.

hemingwayapp.com to break down your essays and give you tips on proper word usage, sentence structure, etc.

duolingo.com to help you learn the basics of a foreign language.

slader.com to view the solutions to your textbook questions for free.

*Some of these sites are apps

[flightlessbjrd]

bought some patches the other day for my kanken 🐝✨

[krisjennerpeacesign-deactivated]

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

[troylerrocksmyworld-deactivated]

[mattfrombusted]

why is it called lukewarm

like why isn’t medium warm

who is luke

[trans-mouse]

Luke skywarmer

[shouldnt]

when attractive people say they are ugly

[daisiecrown]

[fahbulus]

[icedcoffeedyke-deactivated20171]

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

i think straight boys might be gay

[dangerhamster]

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

[lhommetimide]

when you tired of not having a bae

[luxellah]

me at night: *plans this delicious ass meal that i'm gonna make in the morning for breakfast*

me in the morning: nvm

[angrydance]

[awwwton]

“trust me people think you’re attractive”