for dear life

furry + general cheesecakey sideblog because i don't feel comfortable putting my less sfw furry art on the same place i put my kh and kids show art LOL. most stuff unrebloggable.

[luxuriademoscene]

quick about because i'm realizing that my about can be vague

-hi i'm vid.

-most pronouns okay, but ey/em or it/its if you have problems deciding

-evil contrarian over furry designs. every single 'they should have hired a furry for this tch' response people have had to Cats or snagglepuss or whatever has been preferable to mainstream generic cute furry designs albeit for the wrong reasons. i'm also contrarian over specevo designs but only because sometimes tumblr trends in specevo end up being the same five seal-humans or whatever. also ignorant of the hundreds of old era furry artists whose fursonas are kind of ugly (awesome way).

-there might be fetish stuff on here (mostly vore and maybe null genital type stuff). if this is a problem for you it will be tagged (tag will show up here if i actually post any.). that being said it will probably be unrebloggable because i'm a neurotic mess about the vore 'fandom' and kind of want to explode half of the other people into it with my mind for reasons that need a flowchart to get into, but mostly amount to specifically 'some of u are really fatphobic'.

OTHER is 'a lot of people in the fandom fetishize instances of 'vore in media' that within a given fandom are pretty cut & dry metaphors for SA/abuse of power, esp by religious figures' if you Have to know.

To be clear: u can draw evil anime pope vore or whatever the fuck but i don't want to see canon characters involved in it when a given freak is like. The most obvious 'people using their role in a position of religious power to be able to condemn, ostracize, and 'eat' people who trust and believe in him after years of engendering trust are you fucking serious how are you not getting this- *i am dragged outside*'. at the very least i would hope that you will like. think a little on it. the visuals on that stuff are extremely commonly not tagged as What They Are A Metaphor For, and it makes my life hell.

-outside of the things already mentioned i will literally just block people as they follow here if there's an issue.

anyhow that's all, thank youuu

[decompose1]

INTERSEX IS NOT:

- species that all have the same or both genitalia

- species/characters that can change their genitals to be whatever they want at will

- species/characters that change their genitals situationally

- aliens that can reproduce asexually or with anyone from the same species

INTERSEX IS:

- a person/animal/organism/character that is part of a species with two or more distinct sexes (at least within the social constructs of the species), who exists between these binaries (mixed, ambiguous, lacking, or incomplete genitalia, hormone differences, chromosome differences, or differences in/mixed sexual characteristics)

PLEASE for the love of g-d stop calling your alien species that has both genitals or a uniform set of genitals across the species ""intersex"". intersex people are tired of seeing this. it does not accurately describe intersexness at all. you can use the terms "monogenital" (for all members of the species having the same uniform genitalia) or "bigenital" (for all members of the species having both genitals)

[luxuriademoscene]

popping open a tag to see fetish fic of a character who you like but it mischaracterizes how you think the given character would interact with said fetish

fml

[luxuriademoscene]

*taps mic a little* is this thing on

[luxuriademoscene]

not going to lie some of the ways people have been writing nsfw of the adult flowers in deltarune's feeling more than a little intersexist.

[luxuriademoscene]

one of those 'not what i say' images but it's someone pointing at flowery and saying 'ryona'

[luxuriademoscene]

actual serious list of the fetishes i could see flowery having but everyone is too cowardly to consider. i am releasing this into the world like a biblical plague.

I think Chairery could be used as soft evidence that he'd be fine with being object tfed.

As previously established i think him having a quicksand/burying fetish feels fitting AND is unfortunately an extremely fucking funny thing for a plant to have.

I think flowery doesn't necessarily Have a feeding/stuffing kink but like. he could. he could… it's borderline. i think he likes giving people food in both platonic and romantic contexts but like… he does kind of like watching people he likes eat a bit more than the average person.

I don't think he's into macro/micro as a sex thing puts finger up BUT! with his weird hangups about being unable to return kindness as a flower he'd get deeply strange about someone getting smalled shrink ray style. If you get small as a surprise/inadvertent thing I think it would be kind of distressing to him if he couldn't fix it with funny status effect clearing pollen, but if it was a planned thing it's going to result in some weird ennui in the 'taking care of something small' tack.

I think if he was truly into macro/micro or growth he would have made himself very big or very small to begin with (we know from the break convos at the cafe that the flowers Decided to be humans, and there's multiple instances of dialogue indicating they flat-out Are Shapeshifters, a la funny netskie. flowery looks like that because he wanted to look like that. he could have chosen to be shorter.)

Despite this blog's entire thing, I actually don't think Flowery would be into vore (or at least not hard vore/what a humanoid person would view as vore) but I think if the person he was into was into it he'd spend a frankly distressing amount of time figuring out a way to Safely(tm) have it or something resembling it happen.

I don't think he has stomach acid </3 and anything he eventually comes up with is going to just end up being kind of a lady's slipper/coryanthes situation, because those are tried and tested plant 'trap a thing inside you and get pollinated and the pollinator does not die' templates.

(as aside: NOT PITCHER PLANT OR FLYTRAP. those are the ones that kill bugs. no good for fun light stuff, which on the whole i would say is what flowery 'won't even kill you if you lose the boss fight' chapter 5 would tend towards generally.)

Even in the world of 'digestion with reformation' i think he flat out Would Not Like That/be worried like, the actual literal entire time. (at least as a pred. if the shoe was on the other foot… hm. i do think he might get the appeal then.). he's an endophagy guy in a hard+fatal world… I think Flowery does have a thing for teeth/biting and being licked, though (lot of pollination requires physical biting/buzzing for pollen to release proper from anthers.)

on the topic of 'not into what a humanoid would view as vore generally' Anything that involves him using roots instead of vines is basically just mawplay/prevore teasing for plants. if he has a thing for the actual plant vore/absorption involving roots, The Ruins (2008) style, it's something he is never directly mentioning because that would kill people for realsies, and likely hurt the entire time at that.

-(Despite this, i do think he'd have Opinions on monster funeral stuff considering how we know dustners work and the well. Interesting Way that likely interacts with 'putting dust on a flower that then enters a dark world'. since that's like, The Inverse Of Fatal vore i think he'd be more amenable to that. vore/absorption that revives the dead…

tldr : pointing at the wedding bouquet flower you know that thing would eat you if you died right? )

A whole ton of stuff of the 'would be extremely willing to do but would be reluctant to bring up' genre. The idea of constricting someone or being tied up is cute to him because he likes being squeezed/squeezing people, but i think he's aware that it could be scary. consentacles guy. guy who has no context of what safe bdsm practices outside of maybe whatever porn asgore watches are but is slowly recreating them from first principles.

Imagine the 'what do you think of gay marriage' 'to me all marriage is gay marriage' but it's about clothed sex. he's already clothed (in the shape of a self-described handsome guy). he's already shapeshifted. the human body is fake. it's dolls, my evil opinion is the ever-classic 'petalmantle' and 'sundaybest' are literally his own petals+leaves as a funny shell for a mass of vines and roots bundled up into something cute and relatable.

Honestly, with all the flowers being in his insides post being cleft in twin I honestly would Personally argue for null genital on his human body or it very emphatically NOT being just a pistil/stamens being used as an analogue for cock or whole flower as vagina... his entire thing is 'wanting to know what it's like to be human+what being a monster is like', so i think his genitals situation should be at MOST an abstract conceptual half-remembered thing or flat out nullge. simply does nooot have the details figured out, he only has so much visual reference. actual full-on 'smooth nothing' is also solid.

May have a thing for seeing people he likes splattered in staining fluids/mess and the cleaning of said mess. fetish for the mobile game cleaning off mud minigame. something something 'i think i hauve covid' over seeing a monster covered in burrs, especially so. seed dispersal freak.

I think Flowery likes armpits and sweat/scent but I can't prove it.

I also think he'd be into watersports but it's one of those things where while it's a pretty innocuous fetish to a lightner it would actually be a 'oh a little risky' thing for a flower... the nitrogen and salt content in urine is a bit too nutritious and can fuck with stuff.

[luxuriademoscene]

i'm not allowed to write or draw deltarune nsfw on account of the fact i think that flowery should have a quicksand fetish.

i also think kissing him should result in the cockwaffle surprise because he doesn't know saliva isn't supposed to be sweet and he didn't have good info on the consistency. Honey Kiss in his move list is a dire omen of what's going to happen i you try to fuck that flower.

please envision the 'celibacy' gif but it reads 'yeast infection'.

[luxuriademoscene]

tfw you're not attracted to the new d.eltarune guy but you're still opinionated on how people are writing him (people are acting like plant reproduction is the same as mammalian sex in material claiming to be 'monsterfucker' stuff AND people are being weird about intersex people. again.)

[prokopetz]

My problem with a lot of monsterfucking porn is that its notion of non-human erogenous zones rarely extends beyond surrogate cocks. Like, sure, jack off her horns if you want, but we're still operating on the level of long hard sticky-outy things. I want to see more monsters with erogenous nubs and crevices.

[luxuriademoscene]

wip. i don't knowwwww.

[luxuriademoscene]

Every time someone says something bad and annoying about the DOS women I've been drawing Mickey instead of getting in an argument with them. (this is the less sfw version of what's posted elsewhere. still pretty tame.)

[stonesense]

this is going to make me sound insane and nitpicky but do you ever feel like sometimes in fanart when people draw male characters they go out of their way to capture their unique facial features and then when they draw female characters they draw like a generic woman face and call it a day

[stonesense]

please ignore how i started this post i’ve been vindicated by everyone in the notes and i now feel confident enough to say i am not insane and nitpicky and also we should attack people with hammers

[lesbianzombie]

we shant forget the ancient texts

[mamalaw1021]

[erinkyan]

it would be cool if fat dudes without big beards were considered hot sometimes too.

[erinkyan]

I realized today that the main reason for the “hot fat dude must also include beard” thing is part of the whole “fat people are required to perform a higher and more perfect expression of gender”.

like usually this sort of thing is more easily identifiable in fat women, who have to be hyper feminine to be considered “attractive” by the mainstream.  but I sort of blinked today and realized, oh.  fat men must have beards to be attractive for the same reason fat men must wear suits and look dapper to be attractive, just like fat women have to have perfect eyeliner and wear cute pinup clothing.  higher, more intense expression of gender, executed perfectly and without flaw is required for fat people to be seen as attractive.

[nikomedes]

i think it’s important to mention a major thing a beard does, other than potentially act as part of a performance of masculinity, is cover double chins. i legitimately feel leaving that out is a major oversight. double chins are societally reviled and rarely ever depicted in supposedly fat positive art.

i’ve known fat women to literally tape the skin of their neck up under their hair to try to get rid of them– not to mention trying to contour them away with makeup. (i’ve personally done both. let’s talk about the utter misery of trying to exist in public with your skin taped and painted in place, terrified if any of it fails you will be treated as disgusting.) and fat men must grow a beard, and just the right kind of hyper-groomed beard, lest they be labeled disgusting neckbeards. fat people of all genders are compelled to “learn their angles” for photos, so they can create the illusion of not having double chins if only in still images. do you know how many photos with loved ones your fat friends duck out of because they can’t know how it will turn out, and don’t want to be mocked?

accept double chins as normal. accept that you can be attracted to people with double chins. stop requiring heightened gender performance and discomfort from fat people. stop forcing tape and makeup and beards and tactical angles on fat people.

[luxuriademoscene]

artfight yaaaay

[status-quo-hater]

Dear fiction writers there is no such thing as an "intersex species", please stop telling me that your alien species is intersex rep.

That's not what intersex means. If your reasoning for a character being intersex is "they're a [insert species that has different sex characteristics from humans]", just stop.

If "all of them are intersex" then they aren't intersex. They just have different sex traits/reproductive organization from humans. If thats how they typically look, thats just what being perisex (non-intersex) looks like for that species. Intersex refers to an individual with sex characteristics atypical for their species.

This also goes for third sexes. That's not atypical if it's a commonly observed cluster of traits recognized as "a sex", that means that'd just be another form of being perisex (for that species). Intersex essentially means 'other' or 'neither', the point of the word is that we don't fit into the boxes provided for most of the population, not that we're a rare and magical third box.

Additionally shapeshifters (usually) also come off as bad rep for the same reason. If your character is intersex because they're a shapeshifter, they're not intersex. You don't become intersex, you're born that way. I don't like when characters have their bodies altered later in life and are called intersex for those modifications. And the idea that a character is becoming intersex by transforming their body just reinforces the idea that there is a certain type of way an intersex body looks, and that intersex is something you can 'become' via bodily alterations. We can look like anything. Sometimes our variations are only visible through chromosome or hormone testing. And often we have our bodies changed against our will to make our intersexuality less obvious. If you can become intersex via body alterations, does that mean medical abuse removes our intersexuality?

Yes, you can have a non-human character be intersex‐ if that individual has variant sex characteristics by the standards of their species.

Yes, you can write a species with bigenitalia (both parts)- just don't call them intersex or hermaphrodites (that is a slur). Some better terms are cosexed, monoecious, gonosimulites, dualsex

Yes, you can write shapeshifters as intersex- as long as you understand what intersex means and apply the actual definition of the word to the context of your story.

[luxuriademoscene]

getting character sheets prepared aka Pain