LuxVulpix

Kate, 21, I like piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, and the person reading this ❤

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if she’s your girl why’d she ask me where i was born and then what time

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

The roommate one really happened and I was panicking

[bottommemes]

youve heard of "top of the morning" now get ready for

bottom of the night

[thebohemiancircus-deactivated20]

vers of the afternoon

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i hate the term “spinal fluid” it conjures up horrible imagery in my mind

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

(lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get y’all juice

[gemineyyes]

We’ve never met and I hope it stays that way

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this is the most powerful reply ive ever received 

[memesandlaughs]

[surgeratesfucko]

[xebonystar]

IT’S BEEN 35 YEARS AND GOKU FINALLY SAID IT.

[eurojank-moved]

this is stupid

[prokopetz]

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

[batneko]

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

[minoukatze]

[tooiconic]

cats don’t give a fuck and they will slap the shit out of whoever they want

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

[berylian]

I’ve only seen two kinds of content for Sword and Shield so far:

People ready to lay down their lives to defend the new starters from assholes

People making fun of Britain

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[clownfishisms]

Client: *Walks in Tagora’s office*

Tagora: *swivels around in his desk chair* I’ve been expecting you.

[max-thebrownhairlesbian]

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

[shadowdragonia]

[faust-and-furious]

Good trope: “Hey! You dropped this!” As a cute moment or a way to meet

Great trope: The thing they dropped is super weird

[lorlocks]

Agreed

[homoidiotic]

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

[fahiries]

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

[saiyanpvpi-deactivated20191018]

You’re not here to entertain anybody

[fahiries]

wow you’re right