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shark vs the universe
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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hello vonnie
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle

#extradirty
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Newt
Reblog if you're a GALAXY
why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Fatality
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
My sister posted this on her FB, and my parents said it was offensive. SO FUCK THAT, I’M REBLOGGING THIS.
Man Saves a Shark
look at that man. When the shark starts thrashing around he just lets go and calmly takes a step back and waits for it to be done. Then it’s back to work. What a badass.
OH MY GOD
SO MUCH LOVE
SAVE ALL THE THINGS
EVEN THE POINTY BITEY ONES
That is really badass. Awesome.
im so happy right now that just made my day
badass dude
why are mini m&ms so much better than normal m&ms
because there’s this thing called the square-cube law (x) which basically says that as volume decreases, so does the surface area, but not as quickly (by the square of the scaling factor, instead of by the cube), which means that smaller m&ms have a higher candy:chocolate ratio than normal ones
i was gonna call u a nerd… but.. thats actually….kinda…interesting
I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.
J.D. Salinger (via thedapperproject)
I repost this every time it comes up on my dash. Because I need this reminder several times a day.
(via meunfiltered)
I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones (via unintensional)
On the 12th day of Krismas SM gave to me:
12 months of crying!
11 billion dollar stock drop
10 member boy group
9 different controversy’s
8 member girl groups
7 different scandals
6 constant denials
5 group comebacks
4 new solo artists
3 idols leaving
2 different lawsuits &
1 ugly year
Wow SM just thank you..... -_-
do you ever wanna talk about a thing but you know you already talk about it too much and your friends are sick of hearing about it so instead you just hold it all inside you and constantly feel like you’re gonna burst?
you can flirt around with other biases, but in the end
you
always
go
back
to
kris
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
do u have that one person who you kinda just
im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much