golden boy.

[googles “how to gently tell someone to love themselves?”] Vin, you’re in denial. Please.

First of all, it’s Vincenzo. [OOOHHHHHHHHH] [fixes his glasses] Second of all. Eat my ass.

[straight face] Vin, your ass probably looks like a jungle.

#;ic

[googles "how to gently tell someone to love themselves?"] Vin, you're in denial. Please.

#;ic

[DROPS HIM]

[u kno what]

[sits on]

[AUGH] Oh my god! You fat ass, get off of me! It smells bad down here!!

You’re like really offensive. My feelings are crushed. [places hand on forehard] Woe is me.

[DROPS HIM]

[u kno what]

[sits on]

#;ooc #;LOOKS TO THE SIDE #;i want pierced nipples wtf???#;TMI

@xotlacueponi

[raises finger]

[speechless]

........not really.

#;ic #;xothlacueponi

xotlacueponi

Do you have time to learn about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

…Am I in 1519? Because I got to tell you, I really don’t wanna go through all this again.

#;SAVETAG #;IM CRYING

....

dogbait-archive-blog

Are ya nasty? ( they/them/Latinx )

#lowkey guys look im hot #;ooc #;selfies #breasts -#i REALLY love these selfies ok????

[slaps hands again] Stop whiny, it isn’t attractive, Vin.

Stop fucking hitting me! [HE WILL DEFEND HIMSELF] [with] [this…shoe]

[STEALS SHOE] [WACKS HIM WITH IT] STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE.

[AUGH] You’re the one hitting me!! [MOM PLEASE]

[GRABS arms]

Vin, you started it.

[gently sHAKES] [STOP HITTING]

[slaps hands again] Stop whiny, it isn’t attractive, Vin.

Stop fucking hitting me! [HE WILL DEFEND HIMSELF] [with] [this…shoe]

#;ic #caps #;menefreghismx

[STEALS SHOE] [WACKS HIM WITH IT] STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE.

[slaps hands again] Stop whiny, it isn’t attractive, Vin.

[Vin was like two inches short of that punch]

[slaps hand]

Bad sad Vin.

[!! ow!!!] Fuck you! I’m so happy right now! Look at my freaking smile!!

[pinches cheeks] Yes, very cute.

[ ] [hisses]

What are you? Some sort of cat? Should I spray you with water?

[Vin was like two inches short of that punch]

[slaps hand]

Bad sad Vin.

[!! ow!!!] Fuck you! I’m so happy right now! Look at my freaking smile!!

[pinches cheeks] Yes, very cute.

[Vin was like two inches short of that punch]

[slaps hand]

Bad sad Vin.

That’s not shutting me up, that’s just being rude.

You’re rude. You rude fucking person. [#comeback] […shoves again!] [for effect!] [on his dumb chest!]

[RUDE.] [steps back though bc rude] I can’t fight a drunk, sad, lonely person.

I am not “sad.” [AIR. quotes] You’re sad. With your… ugly… shoes.

Your carpet has a new stain on it and you haven’t even tried to kill me yet. You’re very drunk and sad. Sad Vin. [fake tears hand motion shit]

That’s not shutting me up, that’s just being rude.

You’re rude. You rude fucking person. [#comeback] […shoves again!] [for effect!] [on his dumb chest!]

[RUDE.] [steps back though bc rude] I can’t fight a drunk, sad, lonely person.