Jaymie

things 'n' stuff.

[weloveshortvideos]

[treeloverfan]

Was this the intention

[falafelpide-deactivated20170822]

very tired cat writing a term paper

[bpdbot]

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

[thesaurio]

Learn how to swim Bitch

[bpdbot]

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

[canadianbeerandpostmodernism]

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[iamtheoneandonlyjordan]

Gosh darn it

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[padwoofoot]

COULD NETFLIX HAVE DONE A CRAPPIER JOB WITH THE DESCRIPTION? 

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Yo mama so smart, you don’t need therapy but …

[whitepeopletwitter]

Turn up to some classics

[whitepeopletwitter]

One nation, indivisible

[whitepeopletwitter]

Nature vs Nurture

[blairwitchh]

goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

[kiillingboys]

karma police, i’ve given all i can.

[skellydun]

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