Moceit Headcanons
Janus immediately starts to catch feelings for Patton after the whole āyou and i both know thatās not trueā line. The gentle reassurance and soft smile is what did it. He denies/represses the hell out of it, naturally. (luckily for him, he was good at it). Just the sound of Pattonās laughter made him feel like picking sunflowers and petting cute dogs. And boy was he terrified of that feeling.
When Lee and Mary-lee come by, (and Leslie is āexcusedā by Janus) Patton invites him for mimosas. They donāt talk, they just drink and watch Thomas play Kingdom Hearts with his friends. It was nice.
Janus has a veryā¦ Different idea of what a prank is, given what he did to Roman during the trial. Patton decides to teach him about actual pranks, as a healthier outlet. He then demonstrates replacing vanilla pudding with mayonnaise. (āso poisoning your enemies is ok-āānOā)
A few days later, Patton bites into an unpleasantly minty oreo.
Prank wars are now a regular thing between them. Affectionate sabotage, as Janus calls it.
Patton is the only one that Janus will let touch him. No I will not elaborate.
When one of them spots the other entering a room, they greet each other with a very serious āMorality.āāDeceit.ā and then glare at each other until they break out into a fit of giggles
Basically they got a whole joke-y āmy esteemed rivalā thing going on.
Speaking of giggles
As a pun lover himself, Janus laughs at almost every one of Pattonās puns. It made Patton feel all warm and fluttery inside, and he nearly fainted when he heard Janusā real laugh. (heās the only one whoās ever heard it)
So they tell each other puns constantly to try and make the other laugh
They flirt all the time too
It seems less like flirting, and more like playful teasing, but under the surface its 100% flirting
Janus HAS tried flirting-flirting with Patton, but he found that it would force him to confront feelings that he would really prefer not to. That, and Patton was completely unaffected by his charm. He would either tilt his head in confusion or laugh and call it āsweetā. It infuriated Janus to no end.
Patton is very attracted to Janusā hands. Again, I will not elaborate. (Nor do I need to.)
One day Patton was mowing the lawn outside and he saw a honeybee, and was like !!!! black and yellow!!! And āhoneybeeā became his go-to nickname for Jan.
Needless to say, Janus melted the first time he heard it. (and every other time, too.)
By the time Janus finally acknowledges his feelings, it turns out that heās actually in love with Patton now. Greeeat! So he decides to take a risk and finally confess to him, or else he figured he might EXPLODE
So he wanders down stairs one night and Patton is there making Late Night Cookies (as you do) and when Patton turns to greet him, he kinda stutters out an āI need to tell you somethingā¦ā
And ofc Janus is not the best at verbally expressing his feelings, so heās a bit at a loss for words. After a few seconds of just blushing and avoiding eye contact, he gives up on words and starts taking off his gloves. Patton goes ā??? W-whatā¦ what are you doing, Jan?ā (while blushing cuz HANDS)
Janus sorta corners Patton til heās up against the counter, and interlocks their fingers. He stares into Pattonās eyes, and oh no oh god theyāre so pretty
Janus glances at Pattonās (pretty, pink) lips (Theyāre currently trying to form a coherent sentence, if you were wondering). And then Patton glances at his. He mumbles an apology and leans in to kiss him. Just the barest brush of lips, but itās like fireworks for them both.
Janus barely pulls away before Patton completely crushes him in a hug and says with the biggest grin, āYou LIKE me?!?!ā
āGuilty as charged~ā
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