it is what it is

“love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints”

[gwess]

I like my men like I like my maple syrup 

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.

[rhube]

I love people who talk in their sleep.

[2tiedships2]

“What I touch with my hand, I touch with my heart.”

[2tiedships2]

28 Days of Louis || Day 7: Quotes about Louis

♡ Support: Eden Dora Trust   

[beesmygod]

I think you’re spiritually a new yorker

this is the nicest way to call someone an asshole i think

[dulect]

*drops mic*

*comes back to make sure I didn’t damage the mic*

[louisandthedagger]

is this harry styles

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[movingscastles-deactivated20210]

me: i hate myself

little mix:

[sheseemswonderful-deactivated20]

even tho it is complete bs I do appreciate the nonchalant “ Harry’s rumored ex” about a dude as if H dating men is common knowledge

[obesitysherpa]

Prank level 1,000,000,000

[mjalti]

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

[sageklaire]

shut up lol

[mjalti]

buy my silence

[roguecurls]

few things are more painful than the bridge in if I could fly

[tommosloueh]

[hyunjining]

ok but the fact that louis told a girl who sang a song about falling in love with a girl while having a boyfriend that it’s not easy to get a deep story like that across is just…. like even if you didn’t know that he’s written about the same situation (*cough* home *cough*) you can just tell that he knows what it feels like and i’m just… my heart is clenching

[youareliterallybeingsorude-deac]

[tyrabankruptcy-deactivated20160]

Me

[alltheselights]

me every time the 1d anniversary rolls around in a post-1d world

[yealourry-deactivated20180830]

I don’t think enough people actually…talk about the listening party of “if I could fly” ….like…they straight up played young Larry clips In The Theatre™….like it was so clearly Harry and Louis focused. What the fuck was that. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that information. I can’t sleep at night knowing this actually happened.