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@lxvegoddess-blog
lxvegoddess to Hera "Yo, are you doing okay?"
@lxvegoddess
❝Do I look like I’m not alright, to you?❞
“I like you annoyed. Not outright upset. I’m not here to start shit. You looked like you might need someone to talk at. To? Ill leave if i’m unwelcome.”
GENTLE DOM SENTENCE STARTERS!
1. "Come here boy/girl and sit in my lap""
2. "I think it's time for some play, don't you?"
3. "Go and pick a toy for us to play with."
4. "Don't you want to make me proud?"
5. "Come on, time for bed."
6. "Let me tie you up baby."
7. "You look so pretty with your head in my lap"
8. "I've bought you lots of new presents, want to see?"
9. "Try that on, and I'll wait here."
10. "Lets go lie down and pretend to have a nap."
11. "Come here baby and sit on my face"
12. "You have to do something for me, before I do something for you."
13. "Think you can still concentrate with my fingers inside of you?"
14. "Did you know you have the cutest butt I've ever seen?"
15. "Bend over for me baby."
16. "Stop bouncing up and down, you're distracting me from my work."
17. "I think it's bathtime, don't you?"
18. "Now where did you learn to dance like that?"
19. "I have some chocolate, you want to earn some?"
prime opportunity to KISS THE GODDESS OF LOVE and yall are asleep like losers. I see how it is.
*Aphrodite pouts*
Christmas Mistletoe.
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
this was an absolute fucking disaster last year let’s do this
I’ll do you all one better: you can leave me a kiss, slap, punch, handshake, or a fist bump. That way, if you have any beef with me, you can get it off your chest.
What if you were male?
@lxvegoddess
❝Is it at all possible for you to not act so…..you? It does give one such a raging migraine.❞
“Honestly, Hera. Why do you have to be such a hater?”
“Cast enough illusions and you risk forgetting what is real.”
“Politics, I am afraid, concerning Midgard, or Earth, as you call it. Though all has been dealt with as of a few moments ago.” She offered the other goddess a courteous smile, fingers weaving together in front of her. “I do hope you have been well for you? Odin sends his regards.”
Aphrodite made some gestures around her chin, trying to convey the concept of a beard. “Oh is he the beardy one? Zeus used to try and pull that off.”
{ tumblr, why did you unfollow @lxvegoddess?! D: I need the Sassyness in my life. }
((Well she is back now. So she can harass Hera))
Hey guys! I’m back. Ive been adjusting to new Antiviral and Mood stabilizer medications and ive been isolating socially while I deal with the side efects from both. Happy to be back :)
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I OWE YOU A THREAD. PLEASE.
omfg I am sorry I have been AWOL I actually started dating a new guy. And he is amazeballs? So yeah. Been hyper distracted
Like or Reblog if you are a Greek Myth/PJO/HOO Indie RP blog.
I need to follow more people on my Cassandra and Devlin (aka Reincarnated Luke) Blogs.
{I’m constantly amused by the amount of sass and back talk thrown Hera’s way. Hera, on the other hand, would like to inform you all that your deaths are eminent. XD}
{Aphrodite would like to inform hera that she needs a makeover.}
like this post for a starter from Aphrodite
gif credit: about-hilary
“Why do I feel like you’d prefer me as a tree?”
Maybe because then there was still a hope of love for her. But she didn’t need love - she had her Hunters, Artemis and her friends at Camp Half-Blood. But if Aphrodite was told that, who knew what she would do to Thalia? Calling her a pigeon was one thing - saying her godly powers were useless to Thalia was another.
“You played with my best friend’s love life for kicks - I don’t think you’re in any position for respect.”
Aphrodite made more tutting noises while she considered Thalia’s words. “No. I didn’t get any joy from your misfortune, despite what you may think of me, I still care deeply for all you girls. Despite my misgivings about your lives.” “Oh. That? We are still going on about that? That was totally ages ago. I have new less intrusive ways to meddle in demigod love lives.” With that strange statement she summoned another chair behind Thalia which would pull the huntress into it like a magnet, and pull itself closer to Aphrodite. In between them with a flourish of golden light and valentines hearts a small tea table appeared with two cups of tea and a kettle with more warm tea at the ready. “I just have some things I’d like to ask if that’s okay.”
“Look at that - an overgrown pigeon.” She wasn’t Aphrodite’s bigger fan either. She’d pick a conversation with Ares or even Mr D over this goddess. “It’s working out just fine. I’m a lot happier as a Hunter than a tree.”
“I don’t know that you turning into a tree was particularly my fault.” Aphrodite shrugged her shoulders and began to take seat in a chair that wasn’t there. One appeared though, beneath her in a flash of pink light and glowing golden hearts. “And I am still a goddess Thalia. Even if you’re immortal you should be a little more respectful.” She crossed her legs, a playful smirk playing her lips, like she had a plan for this particular conversation.
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“Well if it isnt little miss Thalia Grace. How’s that whole swearing off boys thing going for you?” There was a definite hint of acid in Aphrodite’s voice. She wasnt the biggest fan of the hunters.
