FUCKIN JINKIES

hi im cal and welcome to my personal meme hell

[beadyeyes]

[weaselknievel]

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

[weaselknievel]

thank you Cathy your support means the world

[weaselknievel]

Cathy you're scaring me

[necrofencerfan]

deadlock headcanon

where I don't fucking suck at the game

[pinniposting]

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

[littleguysdaily]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: *Blows Up*

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[iamoutofideas]

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

[dark-sappho]

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

[dark-sappho]

me trying to use my abysmal social skills

[princessdraconic]

these three dozen extraneous words will be the ones that perfectly communicate my intentions without possibility of failure or misinterpretation and i will win talking with my friends forever

[fostersffff]

Making a bad read in a fighting game: Ah fuck me, but no time to regret it right now, there's still a match going on

Making a bad read in a Pokemon battle:

[hungwy]

The joke is that if you aim your crossbow for the apple the bolt will drop as it travels and pierce the victims skull and brain. You must aim at the invisible apple above to compensate

[iamoutofideas]

ohhhh that’s what I’ve been doing wrongggg 🤦‍♀️

[michellechang]

when i tell my goldeen to use water pulse because of the 20% chance it has to confuse my opponent

[michellechang]

the last thing your piece of shit pokemon sees before getting their mind utterly twisted

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[xollii]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[pokearthive]

Ursaluna & Teddiursa (2023)

Artist: ryoma uratsuka

Source: Fan Art

[twistedpictures]

im off twelve steven universe percocet, i’m fumbling bisexual bitches left and right. i don’t give a shit. i had to smoke the grass i was too busy touching your waifu’s balls. I have precambrian sea kin memories i swim in Trilobite pussy. Puffed the Nagito pack so hard they’re flying pride flags half mast. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. Refer back to my bio motherfucker, check the pronouns you’ll see that I am him

[ship-of-skitties]