[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[sundae-meringue]

I'm gratitudemaxxing rn. I love my comfy bed and chocolate chip cookies and my weird gay friends and blorbo from my shows. I love libraries and parks and movie theaters and restaurants and festivals. I love bubble tea and hip hop and honeysuckle. I love everyone who's reading this.

[greelin]

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

[eggthew]

I am choosing to have hope

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[targetedknowledge]

[dogpuppy]

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[targetedknowledge]

[diabloii]

hello everyone it is me the real Talor Swift i want to come out as gay and lesbians really badly but i need just a little more money so that i can pay my PR guys to allow me to express my 🏳️‍🌈. please send $500 to my venmo so i an finally make pride music. 0/$700

[yorhaw]

[modernbaseball]