AMWF

♂. 6 ft 1. Londoner moved to Down Under. Low key sharing my sensitive and kinky side.

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Every white girl in Japan has the dream and it’s lowkey always the same. Host clubs. You know they’re just out here trying to get that authentic experience of the dreamiest Asian boys ever.

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Why is it that every white girl is lowkey obsessed with the Yakuza guy who's tough and tatted up but also secretly knows how to throw down in the kitchen? Like, he's got the bad boy energy, the tattoos, and can cook you the most fire omurice.

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Ayo, this Asian (or mixed) dude Sean Kaufman is Madison Beer's boyfriend in Bittersweet MV?! Didn’t know Asians were the new ❤️ for the baddies. TBH I don't know who dafuq this dude think he is, he broke up with Madison Beer??!! If it was Madison Beer knocking at my door, I don't care what the law says, she ain't leaving the house, EVER!!

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Not gonna lie, Henry Golding is hot AF in a leather jacket w/ a mustache. Romcom who?? I want the tough guy arc pls.

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In Asian culture, if she can vibe with your mom like they’ve been besties since birth, she is the one! It's not about matching fits. It's about her being cool with the Queen who raised you. Since Tina passes the mom vibe check by Jessia, lil bro Eddie needs to 💍!

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I like when you're just you. You know, we don't have to be anyone we're not.

This is what Steven Yuen told Kristen Stewart. No filters. No edits. No masks. No one else. Just you being my safe space, bro, that’s the real flex.

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Ok but this might be the most high-key AMWF movie ever — like, we’re talking Steven Yeun and Kristen Stewart. Two Oscar nominees, just vibing as AI bots trying to figure out love and relationships. The wildest part? It’s just the two of them the whole movie. And out of all the possible forms AI could take, the directors said “let’s go AMWF”! Mad respect 🙌 Yeah it snagged some Sundance love, but tbh I’m still placing it below the real AMWF GOAT which is the Greatest Hits (2024).

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I lowkey thought thought C-pop was just for Chinese girls until this main character idol came out HARD with the AMWF agenda in his new MV. Bro def unlocked one night with a WF and now he's addicted 💀

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Breakup? Nah, it’s a soft reset. It's more like a glow-up for two. This time, Eddie and Tina are vibing on a whole new level. Ain’t no toxic back-and-forth. Eddie deserves a girl who can finish what she started (pun intended 😈)

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“We broke up” is the new “brb” in relationships these days 😭🫠 Ever go from blocking each other to cuddling by the end of the week?? Yeah, that. 💀 Still cannot believe Eddie broke up with Tina. That was the dumbest shit ever in Season 5. Not every breakup is toxic. Sometimes it’s just two ppl figuring it out. If the love’s real, it loops back.

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Tina has to be the best for Eddie cuz she got the big boss energy to make the first move. Real talk: men lowkey love it when you slide in his DM first. Don’t be shy, queen, shoot your shot.

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The biggest supportor of Eddie dating Tina in Fresh off the Boat Season 5 is actually his father! Not sure how redhead freckled Asian would look like, but I am lowkey obsessed with how mixed Asian + Caucasian babies just come out looking like tiny angels 😭💖 The soft features, the perfect lil combo — like… how is that even fair??

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Season 5 really came in on the wrong vibe. Nicole, Eddie’s first crush, had to dip to New York. It’s lowkey tragic that she won’t ever be back on the show. Not even about her being a lesbian, but hear me out: Nicole could’ve been Eddie’s real soulmate. They vibed so hard, could talk about literally anything. Nicole trusted Eddie enough to drop her “coming out” secret first. She even went to him for dating advice. Eddie was down to rock a skirt for her, pierced his ear for her, and even showed up to her party when nobody else was trying to. They had their own little “safe space” called Saturn to spill secrets. Eddie didn’t even cry when Alison broke up with him, but he shed tears when his bestie left. Tears don’t lie. Honestly, he was probably in the fourth stage of grief, realizing he never dealt with his lowkey affection for Nicole and now he never will. Like, such a missed opportunity for an AMWF couple... but hey, that’s life.

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Why is Tina so fiesty? Cuz she ginger and🔥, everyone is simping for her except Eddie. She is the best thing for Eddie in Season 5. I am a low key big fan of redhead, like Sky Bri, Christina Hendricks 😈, I mean who isn't?

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A girl who only dates Asian dudes, she has to be a thirst trap. Cannot believe Eddie accused her of Asian fetish in Season 4, I mean so what? All the girls I've liked are white!

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I finally watched Last Christmas! It was quite refreshing to see Emilia Clarke portraiting such a vulnerable person compared to the mother of the dragon. A white Chrismas with someone to vibe with just hit different 🤤

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