Back From The Dead

Liddy; they/them; gay as fuck

[funnytwittertweets]

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[pamisleyphd]

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

‪At the end of the day it’s really just about being a good person. It doesn’t matter how you dress or what your hobbies are … It’s just about being a peaceful and compassionate person. That’s really it. Everything else is surface and irrelevant.‬

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

[garbagethatissentient-deactivat]

Sources?

[solidsnakesucker-deactivated202]

Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”

[superswaggtural-deactivated2020]

im actually dying rn

[tally-art-deactivated20201005]

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

[pastel-hutt-deactivated20180115]

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

[rider-waite-blog]

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

[biscuitmango]

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

[ugly]

“Traveling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go.’”

— Lisa St Aubin de Terán (via bl-ossomed)

[camillaluddingtns]

So, you’re still sleepwalking?

↳ Grey’s Anatomy ↬ 14x12— “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.”

[detective-peraltiago]

if you had a partner, who would it be?

[markv5]

Мама спит, она устала… Ну, и мы играть не стали!

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[snyderman37]

Actual translation: Mom is asleep, she is tired … Well, we did not play!

[30minutememes]

[starlingstorm]

Another year another set of Valentine cards, Snek edition this time!

Last years version(birb edition): here

[wheretheeternalare]

shoutout to international students who didn’t grow up speaking english but are now doing complex readings and writing essays in their second/third language and being held to the same standards as native english speakers, i never hear anyone talking about it but that’s hard as fuck

[liryae-blog]

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

[dpdgrantaire]

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

It’s nice that modern technology allows compartmentalization to become so very literal.

[tardisesandtitans]

YES

[disgoth-deactivated20180319]

advanced level is when youre having a normal conversation in one app and a breakdown in another and both convos are with the same person