i can always be found

[grapepack]

Visit Original Link

[lying--like--lions]

Team up with the other gal and kill ur bf

nah she sux

[lying--like--lions]

Your last two posts are one tragedy after the next and I am sorry

I know like. I haven't posted on here in forever but those needed to be shared. I appreciate the condolences. :)

[lying--like--lions]

My bf slept with another gal

[lying--like--lions]

I think I got roofied Friday

[ralfmaximus]

[devipotato]

i’m watching a sports

[devipotato]

the sports did good

[devipotato]

fuck dude it sure did

[lying--like--lions]

me as an airline pilot

me over the intercom: do you guys like me

[a6]

me: hold the fuck up 

the fuck: *is hold*

[favoriteintheworld]

2x12/3x13

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

You Still Believe In Me

The Beach Boys: “I want to cry”

A clown walking through the recording studio: *honk honk*

[lying--like--lions]

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[astormlikethis-remaking]

some songs that will turn 10 years old in 2017:

apologize - onerepublic

beautiful girls - sean kingston

love song - sara bareilles 

glamorous - fergie

shut up and drive - rihanna

this is why i’m hot - mims

how to save a life - the fray

no one - alicia keys

girlfriend - avril lavigne

bubbly - colbie calliat

crank dat - soulja boy tell ‘em

makes me wonder - maroon 5

don’t matter - akon

what i’ve done - linkin park

[eroscestlavie]

these photos of harrison ford in a club are the funniest things ive ever seen.. like a literal mr. krabs meme 

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

at some dinner party

someone: ok here’s a fun one… if you could go back in time and pick one moment in your life to relive, what moment would you pick?

someone else: that’s a tough one! probably the birth of my beautiful child, mary, she is truly my whole world-

me, interrupting: EASY. october 2014. i am sitting in a movie theater seeing gone girl (2014) dir. david fincher for the first time. the screen cuts to black and rosamund pike’s voice suddenly says “i am so much happier now that i’m dead, technically missing, soon to be presumed dead. GONE. and my-”

[slaughteringbunnies]

Trainspotting (1996) dir. Danny Boyle

[photodieparisnord]

Lou Reed by Barbara Wilkinson