⟡ "just put your arm around me, it's not that hard." -- "it's harder than you think." [practices the "how we met" story, keeps laughing and messing up the details]
⟡ "you're a terrible actor." -- "then why does everyone believe us?"
⟡ "hold my hand, they're watching." -- "they've been gone for five minutes." -- "...i know."
⟡ "this was supposed to be fake." -- "tell that to my heart rate right now."
⟡ "say something sweet to me." -- "i can't believe i have to fake this part."
⟡ "we should establish ground rules." -- "rule one: don't fall for your fake boyfriend."
⟡ "people keep asking when the wedding is." -- "what did you tell them?" -- "i said we hadn't decided. was that wrong?"
⟡ "you kissed my cheek." -- "someone was watching." -- "no one was watching." -- "i know. i wanted to do it anyway."
⟡ "we don't actually have to sleep in the same bed." -- "there's only one bed and you know it." -- "i was giving you an out."
⟡ you're really committing to this fiancé thing." -- "gotta sell it." -- "you told my grandmother we're naming our first kid after her." -- "i panicked, okay."
⟡ "why do you keep looking at me like that when you think i'm not paying attention." -- "like what." -- "like it's not fake for you anymore."
⟡ "i can't believe i have to hold your hand for this entire wedding." -- "you could try to look like you're enjoying it." -- "who says i'm not."
⟡ "we're really doing the couple's photo thing." -- "smile like you love me." -- "i don't have to try very hard."
⟡ "you told them we've been together a year." -- "it needed to sound established." -- "we've known each other three weeks." -- "i know. don't remind me, i almost believe it too now."
⟡ "this arrangement has a start date and an end date." -- "i remember." -- "you don't sound like you remember." -- "i remember. i just don't want it to end."
⟡ "i wasn't supposed to catch feelings." -- "neither was i." -- "so what do we do." -- "i don't know. stop calling it fake, maybe."
⟡ "you introduced me as the love of your life." -- "did i?" -- "you did." -- "...i meant it, if that changes anything."
⟡ "we can stop pretending now, they're gone." -- "Shut up..."
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