*sinister banjo music*

it's time to kill every bandit on earth [epicfailemblem]

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proof that anime is the strongest weapon of all time:

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hinata hinta hntai hentai

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Sword is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but sheaths smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of [idfk what to put here i want to die] down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with [oh no] all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your sword….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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Sword is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that,

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you know those snobs that taste wine? sommeliers? that’s me but with swords. i try them out and then spit them into a bucket. i’m a sword sommelier

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new shirt what sdo you all think

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the cat in the hat movie was a cinematic masterpiece and i will not stand for any kind of slander against it

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siegbert is the new kuzuryuu

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smexyclan replied to your post:sexynohrhater replied to your post:all this talk...

IT WAS SO FUNNY THOUGH

smexyclan replied to your post: sexynohrhater replied to your post:all this talk...

HE EVEN CAME BY IT WASX SO GOOD

YOU SAYING “CAME BY” MAKES IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS A PLEASANT VISIT BUT THE PASSIVE-AGRESSIVENESS AND PRETENTIOUS “omg hey friend i see that ur angry uwu”-ING OF HIM AND HIS FANS WAS SO AWFUL

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sexynohrhater replied to your post:all this talk about tyler oakley just reminds me...

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YOU LAUGH BUT I GOT LIKE 60 ASKS OF PEOPLE DEFENDING HIM AND HIS HAIR REALLY DID LOOK LIKE DRIED WHALE SEMEN AT THE TIME,

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all this talk about tyler oakley just reminds me of that time i got in drama with the tyler oakley fandom for calling his hair ugly and it got so out of hand that he sent me an ask himself

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a tactician! I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

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a sol katti! I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

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I just stole a kiss! What are you going to do about it?

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call the police

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it’s mother’s day. if you need me, i’ll be at the graveyard.