shit me and my friends have said on discord (part 2!) : ask prompts .
some of these prompts will be NSFW . please reblog wisely !
"Its how I got my statue-esque figure. I will also die by 2027."
"That guy could be my father AND my good friend's wife. Wait- mom?"
"You HAVE a slushie you greedy bitch."
"Sorry, thinking really hard about getting pounded from behind by (blank). All I can do is go 'hm'."
(through fake tears) "Why does everything have to be a competition to you."
"You said you'd hang out with me later. My psychic militia will torment you for this."
"Go, my adult!! Pipe bomb his mail!!"
"YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED?"
"I hope when I die I reincarnate as (name)'s fuck toy."
"And they're very uh….. Very.. They enjoy solitude."
"We'd never say these things we're good Christian people."
"And hearts are my favorite. Shape. Keep that in mind."
"Yeah, I quacked."
"Whart."
"So close that you can see the nipples of the level ninety through the t-shirt. Sorry, that. Was strange. I shouldn't have said that."
"I was JUST gonna talk about dentist suicide."
"Okay something is wrong with you, but you're right."
"And before you say anything; yes, I know you don't like oranges. Yes, I know they taste bad to you and smell bad."
"He's not ugly! …..Ok maybe he is a little bit ugly."
"Also don't sweat it. All spiders are reincarnated politicians from their previous life."
"I HAVE THE SAME PERSONALITY AS A ROACH???"
"The G in God stands for Grouper. The O in God stands for Oarfish. The D in God stands for Daggertooth Pike Conger."
"What else defines kind than being good to animals, who are below us in every way?"
"The FUCKING GREEN THING IS BACK, leave me ALONE."
"You know what they say. The crooked man will finger you."
"I'm moving faster than a mosquito in the night."
"That's hard dude, because you don't like men."
"Yes I was. You can't see me 'cause I'm out of your vision."
"LJ? LUSTFUL JESTER. HE'S HARD."
"Would you like one million dollars or a disgusting old penny?"
"That's it, you get the toddler leash."
"Sounds like someone needs a purification spell. Olanzapine."
"The reason the net died today is because- I STROKE MY PICKLE."
"GET NAKED! GET NAKED! GET NAKED! GET NAKED! GET NAKED!"