The Toastiest

20 something trans gal, this blog hasn’t a single theme (Oops! All Magnus Archives/Protocol!), it is reblogs, art I like/made, and whatever I vibe with. There will be NSFWs passing through here so all content should be assumed to be +18

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[fates-wings]

Bunny bunny sundress spin!

[qasimlondon]

[wallofhyperfixations]

Making embroideries for the Wall of Hyperfixations for podcasts is tough because I'm not an artist. I don't draw, I usually trace the outlines from a screenshot. Fortunately, the McElroys gave me a TV Show and a graphic novel to work from.

[sakura-rose12]

So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[communist-hatsunemiku]

the absolute classic, going in to kiss her just to fake her out and bite her instead......the way ive literally done this exact move before

[maplewoodluna]

i love the petra parker / transfem spidey trend going around so here's my contribution xd

[rancidthing-deactivated20240711]

its all about the jaws and the paws

[rancidthing-deactivated20240711]

i said the jaws!

and the paws!

and just a little bit of style

[girlsp1t-now]

[transfem-supervillianess]

Oh yes I would!

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

[moonlitlillypop]

Oh that’s just how it is in retail

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices

[deramin2]

Every time I hear a white vegan say that I want to throw the rubble of the Klamath Dams at them.

The largest dam removal in U.S. history. So successful that the salmon that haven’t run freely in the river for literally over a century came back the next year. Not steady progress over a decade as expected, the very next salmon run they came home. No one alive saw salmon in that river outside the hatcheries kept by native’s tribes and the Department of Fish And Wildlife scientists desperately trying to save them. One of the activists who helped bring the suit spoke of their dying grandmother making them promise to bring the fish home, and they didn’t know how that was possible, but they spent decades doing it.

The legal basis for successfully suing the power company who owned the dams was Indigenous treaty rights to eat the fish. Eating the fish was the one thing in a century that succeeded in being a clear and legally binding right that superseded the desires of white capital and industry. I have been going to the public interest environmental law conference off and on for 20 years where a lot of organizing for Undam The Klamath happened. I’ve heard updates about every legal tact they tried as they happened, and they tried everything.

There are healthy, thriving salmon, trout, and lamprey in a rewilding and recovering Klamath River right now as a direct result of Indigenous people eating them. Of their legally binding right to eat them. They sure as fuck care more about those fish than any white vegan ever could. They are salmon people that the Creator sent Salmon to feed, while charging the People with protecting and stewarding them. It’s not possible to learn about salmon and trout in the Pacific Northwest without learning this, and it’s unambiguously racist to dismiss this symbiotic relationship.

The white vegans are trying to get all hunting and fishing banned in Oregon, and that’s quite possibly the single most catastrophic thing that could be done to the animals here because we killed off all the major predators of creatures like deer and without anything hunting them their numbers will explode, eat all the vegetation, destroy the ecosystem, and then die along with everything else in that failing ecosystem. Controlled hunting of deer is vitally necessary for the deer to survive. This is something Native people know, but patronizing racist savior-complex white people refuse to listen to.

I have a whole collection of Oregon’s Public Broadcasting’s documentaries about Klamath River or the larger story of fish and people in the region. If you watch nothing else, watch Klamath Dams Are Coming Out, First Salmon Ceremony, After The Dams, and First Decent (Native made). It could not be clearer that the salmon are being protected and nourished by the people who eat them, and that stewardship is a massive part of their creation myths. But it contradicts political vegan dogma so they don’t listen.

The Klamath River Runs Free

The Klamath River Runs Free

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#also do you have any idea how much conservation is funded by people who want to eat those animals#at least in the us anytime someone buys ammo or hunting equipment or hunting licenses that money goes directly to state wildlife agencies

[blackpyrefly]

makes your puppy dusty

[himborc]

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

[flipchild]

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

[melissamceagle]

at a work event. "hey have you seen project hail mary?"

me:

[flightlessartist]

you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd (cw *slight* flashing images)

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

[mothcub]

Listen to the creature.

[toastiest-mittens]

What fucks me up is that the astrophage epidemic across the universe could actually kick start life on other planets, millions of worlds where the light from their star was just too sterilizing and harsh and as those worlds begin to cool the first oceans begin to take shape, cradling life.

Billions of years later, the planets linking the Petrova lines to their sun are a civilization that has ALWAYS had astrophage as an energy source. They shoot off into the cosmos almost as an afterthought, energy abundant, ever curious explorers, hoping to find life on other worlds and oh Life, is She is everywhere, seeded by their relativistic speed ancestor.

They might never find the husks of our civilization, or of Erid’s. But they’d perhaps one day find Venus around our sun, or Adrian around Tau Ceti, or Threeworld around Eridani. And with this discovery, the greatest threat to their civilization.

Worse yet, maybe humanity does something really really dumb, and launches a good faith assault on astrophage across the universe using Taumoeba, dooming all those future civilizations to never even have been given a chance, not realizing the damages they have done.