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walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face
walks out of a room covered in lipstick kisses with a thousand yard stare
Also playing Mordor: Shadow of War rly highlights 2 me that “oh no yeah Im a huge LOTR fan” really is the fantasy genre equivalent of “yeah well I’m mostly focused on WW2 military history”
Which is to say that it’s not inherently a red flag but when someone tells you this you REALLY need to find out whether or not they think Sam and Frodo are gay
Sequel time I guess
had an idea
You see Baudelaires, your fears about this man being count olaf are unfounded! He clearly reblogged a post marked “count olaf don’t interact,” and certainly if he WAS count olaf he wouldn’t have reblogged it!
New additions to the emoji language i invented
🍺🧀 = Beer cheese
🍺🧀🥨 = beer cheese with dipping pretzel
👬🍺🧀 = Lets get beer cheese
👬🍺🧀🥨 = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it
👬🍺🧀🥨🍻 = Lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub
👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯♂️ = lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun!
👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯♂️👨❤️💋👨 = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun and
oh by the way it/its pronouns are based poggers etc
this will never not be funny to me
i think as op i shd give the context here...they're talking about the fucking hamburglar ❤️
punisher, phoebe bridgers / 17776 / cosmonauts, fiona apple / self control, frank ocean / closeness lines / sober to death, car seat headrest / andrew garfield and jesse eisenberg / quora / ivy, frank ocean / smoke signals, phoebe bridgers
I'm getting so exhausted with the constant cycle of "covid cases are down, we can stop masking--hey, why are cases going back up?!"
getting all excited for this sexy vampire to pull me close and bite my neck and suck my blood but she pulls out a phlebotomy kit and just draws it from my arm. she misses twice and makes a comment about how hard to find my veins are
i need her
Are you guys aware of chimney swifts??
They’re in the same order as hummingbirds and, in some positions, you can see the resemblance
But like… a hummingbird that’s cosplaying as a falcon.
Sleek. Efficient. Aerodynamic. Perfectly optimized.
Also they like to sleep in chimneys, hence the name, and when they perch they become very very flat
They also like to sleep in groups
Anyway 10/10 weird little beast. Love these little flat fuck hummingbird falcons
#me creating a character whos not white and doesnt have straight hair
i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
we built dick city
we built dick city on cock and balls