We Come Not To Bury Our Gays, But To Praise Them

-- Emi and V, members of a DID system -- Body is 27 years old -- Other headmates sometimes use this account!

[spingeville]

walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face

[peachfromcmbyn]

walks out of a room covered in lipstick kisses with a thousand yard stare

[grimeclown]

Also playing Mordor: Shadow of War rly highlights 2 me that “oh no yeah Im a huge LOTR fan” really is the fantasy genre equivalent of “yeah well I’m mostly focused on WW2 military history”

[grimeclown]

Which is to say that it’s not inherently a red flag but when someone tells you this you REALLY need to find out whether or not they think Sam and Frodo are gay

[skautism]

[skautism]

Sequel time I guess

[jaxsotherblog]

had an idea

[raptorific]

You see Baudelaires, your fears about this man being count olaf are unfounded! He clearly reblogged a post marked “count olaf don’t interact,” and certainly if he WAS count olaf he wouldn’t have reblogged it!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[milk5]

New additions to the emoji language i invented

🍺🧀 = Beer cheese

🍺🧀🥨 = beer cheese with dipping pretzel

👬🍺🧀 = Lets get beer cheese

👬🍺🧀🥨 = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it

👬🍺🧀🥨🍻 = Lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub

👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯‍♂️ = lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun!

👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯‍♂️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun and

[bunnygirlheart]

oh by the way it/its pronouns are based poggers etc

[vblr-deactivated20220113]

this will never not be funny to me

[vblr-deactivated20220113]

i think as op i shd give the context here...they're talking about the fucking hamburglar ❤️

[instantdeathhjgndjbdb-deactivat]

punisher, phoebe bridgers / 17776 / cosmonauts, fiona apple / self control, frank ocean / closeness lines / sober to death, car seat headrest / andrew garfield and jesse eisenberg / quora / ivy, frank ocean / smoke signals, phoebe bridgers

[renthony]

I'm getting so exhausted with the constant cycle of "covid cases are down, we can stop masking--hey, why are cases going back up?!"

[suigintou]

getting all excited for this sexy vampire to pull me close and bite my neck and suck my blood but she pulls out a phlebotomy kit and just draws it from my arm. she misses twice and makes a comment about how hard to find my veins are

[suigintou]

i need her

[plaguedocboi]

Are you guys aware of chimney swifts??

They’re in the same order as hummingbirds and, in some positions, you can see the resemblance

But like… a hummingbird that’s cosplaying as a falcon.

Sleek. Efficient. Aerodynamic. Perfectly optimized.

Also they like to sleep in chimneys, hence the name, and when they perch they become very very flat

They also like to sleep in groups

Anyway 10/10 weird little beast. Love these little flat fuck hummingbird falcons

[confusedwithglitter]

[dopaminerjic]

#me creating a character whos not white and doesnt have straight hair

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[notallmensheviks]

we built dick city

we built dick city on cock and balls

[memewhore]

[just-skyrim-things]

[sharlatan-ka]