Lyrium Laced Elf

I never tell much about myself to strangers. All you need to know is that I'm not particularly fond of Tevinter mages. And no, I did not step on something sharp, slam my fingers in a door, or smack my head on a low beam... Stop asking. (An independant roleplay account)

[ilaurens]

Reblog if you want anonymous questions.

[lyriumlacedelf]

or ic questions….

or oc questions….

questions.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

One pissed of warden.

[lyriumlacedelf]

Fenris nodded again, kissing her sloppily on the cheek. “You’re too good to me, Andy.” He lay down, but couldn’t stop looking at her, “Why did you get so angry? What did we say? Was it because I was drunk?” He asked quickly, barely giving her time to answer anything.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

She looked to him in the bed and sighed before slipping out of her armor herself and getting into her sleep shirt. Andy would stay with him, make sure the two idiots where okay through the night. Crawling into the bed with her elf and laid with with and pulled him close.  ” I was not mad that you were drinking, not much. I was hoping to come home from my trip to see my loving elf and have some alone time with him. Not see him pissed drunk with Garret Hawke. But as for why I got mad, it was…” She stopped thinking about it ” I will tell you when your sober and more interested in what I am saying rather then my breasts.” Andy laughed and lifted the elf’s head which kept dipping down. 

[lyriumlacedelf]

Fenris barely registered what she was saying as he looked at her lovely cleavage and felt himself slip into sleep. "I'll remind you to tell me... Promise." He muttered before sleep took him, "I'm sorry..."

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

One pissed of warden.

[lyriumlacedelf]

He let her drag him back home while stumbling over rocks and cracks in the road, “Andy, I’m sorry.” He repeated time after time until his throat was raw, “I never meant any of it.” He left the door unlocked and found that Hawke had passed out upside down on the stairs clutching a empty bottle of wine.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

Andy set him down on a chair ” Let me take care of Hawke then I will put you in bed okay love?” She whispered to him and kissing his forehead.  The warden picked up the warrior and took him to a guest room drooping him onto the bed and even tucking him in. Then she went back down and got her elf, leading him upstairs and helping him get his armor off. ” Come on fen lay down” She urged him.  

[lyriumlacedelf]

Fenris nodded again, kissing her sloppily on the cheek. "You're too good to me, Andy." He lay down, but couldn't stop looking at her, "Why did you get so angry? What did we say? Was it because I was drunk?" He asked quickly, barely giving her time to answer anything.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

One pissed of warden.

[lyriumlacedelf]

He nodded vaguely and found sense in her words. “Maybe would be better by yourself,” He said, sadly. “Will you promise to return in the morn?” He asked with tears still in his eyes, threatening to fall.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

“I promise to return as soon as I get up tomorrow morning.” She leaned up kissed his chin. Andromeda would walk him back to the manor and tuck him in, make sure he was well before she left. “come on my drunken elf lets get you back home.” 

[lyriumlacedelf]

He let her drag him back home while stumbling over rocks and cracks in the road, "Andy, I'm sorry." He repeated time after time until his throat was raw, "I never meant any of it." He left the door unlocked and found that Hawke had passed out upside down on the stairs clutching a empty bottle of wine.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

One pissed of warden.

[lyriumlacedelf]

“But- but I don’t want you to get hurt.” He slurred, still clinging to her arms in a futile attempt to get her to see his drunken reason. “There could be bandits, or rapists, or something!” His eyes were wide with fear for her and he threw his arms around her once more. “Please don’t leave me Andy!”

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

The felt touched he cared that much. ” Oh my firefly what will you do when I am gone?” she muttered to herself knowing the elf didn’t hear her over his own talking. ” Fenris, look at me. You will need to night to yourself, all that drink you and Garret had. Thats gonna hurt in the morning. I doubt I will be much help.” Andy ran her hand through his hair while he continues to babble about rapists and thief’s. 

[lyriumlacedelf]

He nodded vaguely and found sense in her words. "Maybe would be better by yourself," He said, sadly. "Will you promise to return in the morn?" He asked with tears still in his eyes, threatening to fall.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

One pissed of warden.

Andy waked quickly it was late, very late. But right now she needed out, out to get away from the two that were making her miserable right now. She kept her wits about her as she walked, and hoped no one felt like trying to mug her. The warden was so not in the mood. 

[lyriumlacedelf]

Fenris watched the Warden leave, but ran after her a few minutes later. He couldn’t find her in his drunk mind and it took far longer than it should have to locate her. When he did, he wrapped his arms around her from behind, the smell of wine heavy on his breath, and cried onto her shoulder.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

She was so tired, for ounce she felt as battle worn as her body was. It had been a long day, and what she didn’t expect when she came home was two very drunk men laying around. Another thing was the teasing, she hated when they both got that way. Then Hawke brought up children, the one thing she wanted more then anything but couldn’t have. If she could she wouldn’t be here in Kirkwall, Andy would have been by the side of her king. The warden clutched her stomach area, cursing the taint for the 100th time when she felt arms around her. It was Fenris, he was crying. Why was he crying? 

” Fenris. I thought I told you to get some sleep…. why are you here?” 

[lyriumlacedelf]

“I’m sorry Andy!” He wept onto her. He didn’t understand why she left so angry, but it hurt him to see her upset like that. “I didn’t mean any of it.” The normally brooding elf let all his emotion out in one fell swoop and clung to Andy like she were a lifeline and cried for the first time in many years.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

” Fenris, please. ” She said softly trying not to let the hurt get the better of her. Untangling herself from his arms she turned back to look at him ” Go back to your Manor Fenris, sleep this off. I will be back in the morning.” Raising her hands she rested them on his cheeks and ran her thumbs over his high cheekbones. Honestly she knew it was the drinks Hawke gave him that made him like that, she didn’t blame the two for not knowing the pain they caused. But next time she saw the Hawke she was going to make sure she gave him a swift kick to the family jewels for being an ass. 

[lyriumlacedelf]

"But- but I don't want you to get hurt." He slurred, still clinging to her arms in a futile attempt to get her to see his drunken reason. "There could be bandits, or rapists, or something!" His eyes were wide with fear for her and he threw his arms around her once more. "Please don't leave me Andy!"

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

One pissed of warden.

Andy waked quickly it was late, very late. But right now she needed out, out to get away from the two that were making her miserable right now. She kept her wits about her as she walked, and hoped no one felt like trying to mug her. The warden was so not in the mood. 

[lyriumlacedelf]

Fenris watched the Warden leave, but ran after her a few minutes later. He couldn’t find her in his drunk mind and it took far longer than it should have to locate her. When he did, he wrapped his arms around her from behind, the smell of wine heavy on his breath, and cried onto her shoulder.

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

She was so tired, for ounce she felt as battle worn as her body was. It had been a long day, and what she didn’t expect when she came home was two very drunk men laying around. Another thing was the teasing, she hated when they both got that way. Then Hawke brought up children, the one thing she wanted more then anything but couldn’t have. If she could she wouldn’t be here in Kirkwall, Andy would have been by the side of her king. The warden clutched her stomach area, cursing the taint for the 100th time when she felt arms around her. It was Fenris, he was crying. Why was he crying? 

” Fenris. I thought I told you to get some sleep…. why are you here?” 

[lyriumlacedelf]

"I'm sorry Andy!" He wept onto her. He didn't understand why she left so angry, but it hurt him to see her upset like that. "I didn't mean any of it." The normally brooding elf let all his emotion out in one fell swoop and clung to Andy like she were a lifeline and cried for the first time in many years.

[championofyourheart]

(sorry back there was a spider the size of the south island descending next to my head and Fenris battled it for me it was a traumatizing experience but it’s okay now… )

[lyriumlacedelf]

"Yes, yes. It's alright, Hawke" (HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WAS MASSIVE I WAS SHITTING MYSELF!)

[andromedacouslandthewarden-deac]

One pissed of warden.

Andy waked quickly it was late, very late. But right now she needed out, out to get away from the two that were making her miserable right now. She kept her wits about her as she walked, and hoped no one felt like trying to mug her. The warden was so not in the mood. 

[lyriumlacedelf]

Fenris watched the Warden leave, but ran after her a few minutes later. He couldn't find her in his drunk mind and it took far longer than it should have to locate her. When he did, he wrapped his arms around her from behind, the smell of wine heavy on his breath, and cried onto her shoulder.

[lyriumlacedelf]

"W ine is alcoholic and it makes you drunk I don't need to spike it si lly."

"Ohhhhh..."

[lyriumlacedelf]

"Yeah, no ill intentions in m y words, frien d"

"Really? Somehow I do not believe you in the slightest. You did spike the wine you gave me."

[lyriumlacedelf]

"hey man it's okay i don't, your ears are pretty cool oyu know. I'm no t trying to insult you"

"Are you sure...?"

[lyriumlacedelf]

"OH well, i supp ose that's Any's job nthen, no? Can you get her to touch the m so the mystery of if they'll cut you will be revealed to ewveryone?"

"I don't even know what you're talking about anymore..."

[lyriumlacedelf]

"can I touch t hem? your ears i mEAN. do i need an Anders prepared i n case i cut my hand off on them?"

"No, don't touch my ears. They're... sensitive."

[lyriumlacedelf]

"Do you like.. do you pr actise your scowl in the mirror?"

"Why yes, yes I do, young Hawke."

[lyriumlacedelf]

"sO IF you cut your hair with your poInty ears then.. then you must cut yourself on the/M!"

"For the love of- Hawke. Get out of my mansion before I murder you."

[lyriumlacedelf]

"no you knnOw what? you could model for one of Varric's romandc e novels! Majestic, right"

"... Go home Hawke, you're drunk."